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2012-01-31T14:40:00.001-08:00

"Turn this way for a second...Yeah, you don't either." --Sprogway to Steve

2012-01-25T07:33:00.001-08:00

"Fuck you, Glenn Beck!!!!" -- Ed

2012-01-23T12:34:00.001-08:00

1) "We speak an unspoken language." --Steve

2) "They say music is the unspoken language, but it's actually hatred." --Sprogway

2012-01-10T07:06:00.001-08:00

"You need to avoid trans fat and John Weber." --Sprogway to Azar

2011-12-16T16:06:00.001-08:00

"I don't have to know you to let you into my home." --Sprogway

2011-11-21T14:43:00.001-08:00

1) "I don't like any kind of blue foods." --Doug

2) "I like the blue ones." --Sprogway

3) "Well, we're two different people" -- Doug

2011-11-04T13:32:00.000-07:00

1) "Pepperidge Farm remembers." --Steve

2) "And Mike Mccann doesn't." --Sprogway

2011-11-02T12:58:00.000-07:00

"I try not to go overboard on the banana." --Sprogway

2011-07-11T09:47:00.001-07:00

"He sounds like a bad parody of a DJ" --McCann

2011-06-22T14:07:00.001-07:00

"I don't have time to kill you right now" -- SR

2011-06-16T07:40:00.000-07:00

(points to McCann's desk) "Why don't you just get in here and get it over with?" --Sprogway

2011-05-04T13:04:00.000-07:00

1) "Have you ever had a non-alcoholic vodka?" --Doug

2) "Yeah, a potato." --Sprogway

2011-04-06T14:13:00.000-07:00

"I once ate a big plate of pork with Cesar Rosas" -- Deb

2011-04-04T11:57:00.000-07:00

"I'm not getting any enjoyment out of this." --Sprogway

2011-03-10T13:37:00.000-08:00

1) "Speaking of funny bones, I can lick my own." --Michelle

(she does it)

2) "That's not as weird as I thought as it would be." -Rahim

2011-01-26T09:44:00.001-08:00

"Too bad James isn't here to beatbox." --Sprogway

2011-01-20T14:36:00.000-08:00

1) "It sounds like Kay-Z with Bells Palsy." --Sprogway

2) "Bells-Z?" --Steve

2011-01-05T07:50:00.000-08:00

"Why would you talk to McCann when you have a McCann that won't talk back to you?" --Steve to Doug

2010-12-08T10:41:00.000-08:00

"That's Terry Adams, the smell of the heartland." --Sprogway

2010-12-07T11:31:00.000-08:00

"Doug, congratulations, your flush lasted a minute and a half after you left the bathroom." --McCann

2010-10-27T12:43:00.001-07:00

"I'm not above anything anymore." --Sprogway

2010-10-25T07:47:00.000-07:00

1) "You're angry as hell and you're not going to take it any more?" --Steve

2) "No, I'm angry as hell and I'm probably going to take it fucking forever!" --Sprogway

2010-10-14T14:13:00.001-07:00

"What my mom used to do to nougat was a fucking crime." --Doug

2010-10-14T14:08:00.000-07:00

"I was always old." --McCann

2010-10-13T12:41:00.000-07:00

"I interviewed Neil Sedaka before [McCann]. How fucked up is that?" --Sprogway

2010-09-23T07:46:00.000-07:00

1) "You know what I'm thinking?" --Sprogway

2) "When do I ever know what you're thinking?" --Doug

2010-09-23T07:45:00.000-07:00

"Trust me, I know when I'm stuff. Today I'm not stiff." --Steve

2010-09-20T13:00:00.001-07:00

"He's the universal donor of humor." --Sprogway on Azar

2010-09-09T10:52:00.002-07:00

"Ooh, now that was a piece of garlic." --Steve

2010-09-09T10:52:00.001-07:00

"I don't want to bother anyone." --Sprogway

2010-09-01T13:07:00.000-07:00

"Thanks for enjoying my jib." --Steve to Sprogway

2010-09-01T10:21:00.001-07:00

"He talked and talked and talked." --McCann

2010-08-23T12:20:00.000-07:00

1) "I hate (mumbles)." --Sprogway

2) "What do you hate?" --Steve

3) "The American Way." --Sprogway

2010-08-11T11:39:00.001-07:00

"I think ass is good." --Andrew

2010-07-23T12:23:00.000-07:00

"The Wild, Innocent & the Prime Rib Shuffle." --Sprogway

2010-07-19T07:01:00.000-07:00

"Ira and I were at Old Timers Day, which is appropriate..." --Sprogway

2010-06-29T09:44:00.000-07:00

"When Spanky McFarland calls, you answer." -- McCann

2010-06-15T13:51:00.001-07:00

"No, I'm not a big huge jerk" --McCann

2010-06-10T08:21:00.000-07:00

"It has been exactly where it is." --Sprogway

2010-06-07T07:27:00.000-07:00

"I went to a lesbian wet t-shirt contest yesterday." --Sprogway

(2 minutes later)

"Did you win?" --Doug

2010-05-25T07:38:00.000-07:00

"Betty White's gonna get old someday." --McCann

2010-05-14T12:03:00.001-07:00

"She just had so much momentum I couldn't get a word in edgewise." --McCann, on Irena Cara

2010-05-14T12:02:00.000-07:00

"Irena Cara is no Natalie Cole." --McCann

2010-04-14T09:53:00.000-07:00

"I like giving people something to look at." --Sprogway

2010-03-29T12:43:00.000-07:00

"If I want to get aggravated? Don't I show up here every day?" --Jamila

2010-03-17T12:58:00.000-07:00

1) "Isn't that Chris Morrow?" --Steve

2) "Who?" --Doug

2010-03-17T12:45:00.000-07:00

1)"That hat looks good on you." --Sprogway

2) "That's because I'm Jewish." --Doug

2010-02-19T07:34:00.000-08:00

1) "He [Ryan Seacrest] was in Chicago yesterday." --Azar

2) "Fascinating." --Andrew

2010-02-18T12:55:00.001-08:00

"That windbag at premiere is the worst" --McCann

2010-02-08T09:36:00.000-08:00

"There's no disappointment in being able to come to work." --Andrew

2010-02-08T08:39:00.001-08:00

"It's the world according to Mike." --McCann

2010-02-01T12:48:00.001-08:00

"I don't feel safe unless I can see you at all times. I do have two kids." --Doug to Sprogway

2010-01-26T11:38:00.000-08:00

1) "The Great Wall of Chubby" --Sprogway

2) "How about the Great Wall of Chynna Phillips?" --Doug

2010-01-19T12:23:00.000-08:00

"Dental Hygiene Simmons? --Steve

2010-01-14T14:47:00.000-08:00

"I'd sooner quote Mein Kaumpf than Rush Limbaugh." --Sprogway

2010-01-07T12:53:00.001-08:00

1) "Do you have the Sprogway triple play?" --Doug

2) "Crazy, Crazier, Craziest?" --Steve

2010-01-07T12:52:00.000-08:00

"It's like you're having a rap battle back there." --Terry

2010-01-07T12:51:00.000-08:00

"You wear so much metal it's like you are your own antenna." --Doug to Sprogway

2010-01-05T12:11:00.001-08:00

"I couldn't get that guy off the phone." --McCann on Terry Sylvester

2010-01-05T11:35:00.000-08:00

"That's more of the business of show than show business." --McCann

2009-12-30T12:43:00.000-08:00

"I liked Fairport Convention because I liked Sandy Denny and her Grand Slam Breakfast." --Sprogway

2009-12-09T12:13:00.000-08:00

"I'm very entertaining to an eight year old." --Sprogway

2009-12-07T11:42:00.000-08:00

1) "My New Year's resolution is to not let that bother me anymore." --Steve

2) "That's a slap in my face when you say that." --Sprogway

2009-11-11T20:04:00.000-08:00

"Weisman invented quitting." --Joe Wills

2009-11-09T11:05:00.000-08:00

"Do I have Alzheimer's? Did I take a shit?" -- Doug

2009-10-22T14:27:00.001-07:00

"Stop using slacks as a weapon." --Sprogway

2009-10-21T10:53:00.001-07:00

"Hofstra...somewhere romantic." --Sprogway

2009-09-18T10:11:00.000-07:00

1) "You don't know what it was like working with her." --Azar on muffin lady

2) "Well, I had spinal surgery." --Sprogway

2009-08-31T09:45:00.001-07:00

"I'm so hungry I don't think there are enough peanuts in the world for me." --Ira

2009-08-18T09:03:00.000-07:00

"If I could shove winter right now, I'd be much cooler." --Sprogway

2009-07-30T11:14:00.001-07:00

"You need equpiment if you're going to do an interview. I can't have them talk into my finger." --Steve

2009-07-29T11:35:00.000-07:00

"Jamila's gonna go outside and turn the lights on." --Doug

2009-07-22T11:31:00.001-07:00

"Leibowitzs don't quit. And apparently we can't get laid off either." --Doug

2009-07-15T06:44:00.000-07:00

"Ahh, 67 ounces of fun." --Sprogway

2009-07-14T11:42:00.000-07:00

1) "She had a really good grip though." --Sprogway on Bette Midler

2) "Um, what?" --Doug

2009-07-09T11:17:00.000-07:00

"Why is everyone so negative and depressed around here?" --Kari

2009-06-22T14:20:00.001-07:00

"I've got Sprague in my blood and I can't go to anybody else." --Jim Flammia

2009-06-01T07:11:00.001-07:00

"You have stop so you get the full impact of this...Glen is right." --Sprogway

2009-05-20T14:13:00.001-07:00

"Every day Steve fends off a stroke is a good day in my book." -- Sprague

2009-05-20T12:23:00.000-07:00

"Gee, isn't that a nice cement mixer?" --Doug

2009-05-14T11:35:00.000-07:00

"I'd rather to look at food than Stephen Stills." --Sprogway

2009-05-11T12:45:00.000-07:00

"You're an M-1 Tank of hostility." --Steve to Sal

2009-05-11T10:06:00.001-07:00

"Did anybody watch The Celebrity Apprentice last night?" --Sal

2009-05-11T07:19:00.000-07:00

"I caulked my aunt and uncle..." --Azar

2009-04-10T08:48:00.000-07:00

"I got all your Jew needs here." --Doug

2009-03-23T09:17:00.000-07:00

1) "I hate the term babe." --Sal

2) "Yeah, Styx ruined that one." --Doug

2009-03-09T07:45:00.000-07:00

"Maybe my underwear's on too tight." --Sprogway on why he's so angry today

2009-03-04T14:49:00.000-08:00

"He is everywhere. I'm not" --Sal on Sprogway

2009-03-04T14:47:00.000-08:00

"But Joni Mitchell doesn't rock." -- McCann

2009-03-02T13:55:00.001-08:00

"Holy shit, I've got to get out of here." --Doug (from L.A.)

2009-02-27T14:21:00.002-08:00

"For some reason it just occurred to me that you don't have to do Year in Review." --Andrew to Doug

2009-02-27T14:21:00.001-08:00

"I got exactly what Steve told me I would get...fucked." -- Sprogway

2009-02-25T12:25:00.001-08:00

"You're not my real dad!" --Jamila to Andrew

2009-02-19T08:06:00.000-08:00

"No, no, no, you will please listen to me." --Andrew (on phone)

2009-02-13T12:26:00.001-08:00

"I'm trying to think of the smallest rock star penis." --Sprogway

2009-02-13T12:05:00.001-08:00

"Thanks Adi, can I have those 20 seconds back?" --Doug

2009-02-11T09:50:00.000-08:00

"It's absurd, but it's ABBA." --McCann

2009-02-08T18:39:00.000-08:00

1) "He's got millions of dollars." --Sprogway on Morgan Freeman

2) "He's a real estate mogul." --Steve

3) "Yeah, but in the South." --Jamila

2009-02-03T15:36:00.001-08:00

"I was looking forward to that plantain." --Doug

2009-02-03T15:35:00.001-08:00

"You gotta spend more time in the produce section." --Doug, on phone