Thursday, May 31, 2001
"Where there's a Wills, there's no work." --Sal
"I'm sitting on my grandmother." --McCann
"Anybody wanna join me for sex, I'm horny." --Steve (imitating Brendan)
"If we leave here now, we're gonna re-bread it." --Doug, at Cozi
"Be careful, you're going into J.O.'s house." --Doug
Wednesday, May 30, 2001
"Hey, how ya doin' my precious little bits of guano?" --Joe
"No, I don't grab myself." --Azar
"I'm singing high." --Azar
Tuesday, May 29, 2001
1) "Maybe you could let me pull it?" --Erich
2) "____________" --Steve and Doug
2) "____________" --Steve and Doug
"Everything has been dissatisfactory." --Erich
Friday, May 25, 2001
"Banging up the wrong pipe." --Sal
"Turn this bitch up!" --Doug
Wednesday, May 23, 2001
"I'm a fountain of useless facts." --Brendan
Monday, May 21, 2001
"Hey Mike, did you ever munch on a box?" --Sal
"He looks like Dev's older, bigger brother." --Erich
"Anal gas." --Sal
"If you guys got some limp, give it to me." --Erich
Friday, May 18, 2001
"Pricey but juicy." --Sal
"I gotta fart like a motherfucker." --Erich
Wednesday, May 16, 2001
"I feel like I'm talking to my mother." --Doug
"I'm thinking of having a wiener reduction." --Erich
"Who would've thought that a judge would be more intelligent than me?" --Doug
"Ten minutes a week is how much I work." --Erich
Monday, May 14, 2001
"I am quite the queer artist." --Sal
"I'll crush you like the scumbag, white-trash bug you are." --Sal
"A lot of people shoot when they see Pamela Anderson." --Ira
Friday, May 11, 2001
"Total Rock Fax." --Erich
Wednesday, May 09, 2001
"If she's got a pouch, I've got a suitacse." --Steve, referring to Beyonce's emerging gut
"You know, I could use a little brisket about now." --Lee
"It's too hot to have a beard in the summer in New York." --Steve
"When is you doing this?" --Doug
Tuesday, May 08, 2001
"I don't have to wake up at 6:00 to have my picture taken with Joe McEwing." --Doug
"He's a little Glenish." --Doug
Friday, May 04, 2001
"I don't know jack about Tool." --Steve
"You're outta control." --Brendan to Sal
Thursday, May 03, 2001
"This is gay Mike week I guess." --Doug
"If I don't get Paul, it's my ass." --Azar
