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1) "I don't think nuns should fart." --Sprogway

2) "What are you, God?" --Doug

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"I didn't see your hand leave your wrist." --Sprogway 

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"Sal has his hyphens and Altmont and his colon." --Sprogway  

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"Fuck me. Don't fuck Glen." --Sprogway 

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"Everyone's guilty of something." --Doug

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"They're going to do a new show, Mike and the Mad Horse." --Lee 

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"I like my meat oozing blood." --Sprogway 

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"That's a nice color blue that the twins have there." --Sal 

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"Tomorrow I shall poison his food." --Steve 

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1) "I guess John Glenn doesn't want to serve us dessert." --Sal

2) "Maybe if we ordered Tang?" --Sprogway 

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"At least Duane has rape and murder to fall back on." --Sprogway

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"Thanks for blowing me, Sal." --Joe 

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"I called Erich Lee, which proves that I'm executive material." --Sprogway

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"If Steve Reynolds can have a website, Boobah had better have one." --Sprogway 

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"Pavarotti was showing apartments in my neighborhood." --Lee 

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"Steve likes it from the left." --Doug 

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"I love New York. I love New York. I love New York. We love New York." --Doug 

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"Who wants to hear a record without the word fuck on it?" --Sprogway 

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"Courtney Love is the new Ramon Castro." --Steve 

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 "Hey, I'm not Erich." --Steve

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"Do I know you?" --Lee to Izzy 

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"It's always the black man, isn't it?" --Izzy 

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"You guys still do the quote list?" --Izzy

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"Sprogway, you blew my mind." --Izzy 

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1) "Have you seen Duane Munn?" --Chris

2) "No." --Sprogway

3) "He's killin' me." --Chris

4) "He's the new Tigger." --Sprogway 

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"What are you, a fuckin' editor now? --Sal to Lee 

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"But all he did was write about gayness." --Sprogway 

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"But...but I'm me" --Azar

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1) "I called my plumber to come over and snake my drain." --Azar

2) "What? I have a service contract. I'm a homeowner." --Azar 

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"It's Azar time somewhere." --Doug 

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"Lee's got mad hops." --Erich 

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"The affiliate relations department couldn't peel a pimple off a baby's ass." --Sal

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"Apparently I am Erich." --Doug 

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"It could've been a trout." --Sprogway 

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"I use Gold Bond. I swear by it." --Erich 

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"Well, it's cool that he has no shame." --Erich

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"You caught me in that position the other day." --Sprogway 

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"I know he's not the best drummer in the world, but he's got some time on his hands." --Erich 

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"What am I going to be the Roger Maris of the office now?" --Sprogway 

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"He's slower than you carrying him." --Sprogway 

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"Think of how productive I could be if you were both out. I could invent something." --Doug 

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"My mouth is full of crap." --Andrew 

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"It's a proud day for Jamila Daniel." --Jamila

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"She's known for more than being Fred McMurray's widow. She's also what's her name's sister." --Lee 

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"I like sex better than violence." --Sprogway 

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"Premiere is basically the zit on the ass of the creature that roams the media world." --Erich 

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"Shoot the cowboy? Ok!" --Sprogway

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"I'm a Rue-natic." --Doug 

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"If you ever send me something like that again, I'll kill you." --Doug

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