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"Don't you think that if he could have the chance again, he would re-make every mistake?" --Lee on Erich 

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"Are you eating a candy bar with a toothache?" --Doug to Sprogway

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"Let's see what fresh hell Glen has in store for the weekend." -- Lee 

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"The Satan is silent..." --Sprogway 

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"Hail Satan." --Sprogway

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"I like that song, but it would make you tear my hair out." --Sprogway 

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"If I were Superman, Salmon would be my kryptonite." --Doug

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"They can't be any worse than Mike McCann's tips for father's day." --Jamila

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"I'm not wearing the moron hat today." --Joe 

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1) "It's killing Doug not to enjoy it fully." --Steve

2) "You can't imagine what he's tapping." --Sprogway

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"You know, personal hygiene is not that big of a deal." --Andrew 

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"I worked with Tony DiFranco...well, not the Tony DiFranco." --Doug

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"I had a homeless woman teach me some Spanish over the weekend." --Sprogway 

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"That's why they call it the Great Weis Way." --Sprogway 

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"There's a lot of hatred in this room today." --Sprogway 

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"I'm getting a weird buzz today." --Bill McCleary 

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"Some rapper named Cool C just got his execution warrant signed -- so he's gonna die!" --Duane 

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"I don't like the look of that stain." --Sprogway 

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"I'll raise you to ass-a-ten!" --Sprogway 

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"I don't know who that guy is, but I like him." --Doug

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"Lots of people sucker punch cops." --Ira 

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"There's Dame Judy Wrench." --Sprogway 

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"I'm officially a bum, as if there were any question." --Erich, from Texas 

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"He's as gay as the first day of spring." --Duane 

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"He kind of looks like a fetus." --Sprogway on MC 900 Ft Jesus

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"Ooh, chick with a walkie-talkie!" --Sprogway 

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"I've been on the phone with you for 3 1/2 minutes and I don't know what you want from me." --Duane 

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"You should wear that to the boat show so that people can punch you in the face." --Doug 

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"Are you claiming you know all there is to know about pleasing your woman?" --Sprogway 

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1) "Can we do without the newspaper reading during the meeting?" --Ira 

2) "What are we supposed to do?" --Duane

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"You can caulk the caulk, just don't talk the caulk." --Doug 

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1) "Did you do the rock stories?" --Ira

2) "Yes...mom." --Andrew

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"Hey Dave, you remember L.A., right?" --Ira to Schulps 

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"All over it like Gray on David." --Sprogway 

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"This guy's like the Carrot Top of CNN." --Doug 

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"There are ways to sound more knowledgeable than you are." --McCann

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"I'd rather hear Carrot Top do sports." --Sprogway 

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"People get sick and die -- that's the great thing about people." --Sprogway 

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