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 “Ira, do you think all this sound is important?” –Joel

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1) “What is wrong with you?” –Steve

2) “I’m an asshole.” –Sprogway 

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“Hey professional men, I have a question for you.” –Ira 

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“What about Rocksylvania?” –Sprogway 

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“Can we have confetti drop from the ceiling? Or an air conditioner?” –Doug 

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“I’ve officially lost my stamina.” –Sprogway 

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"Forces of the universe are conspiring to make me annoyed." --Steve 

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"You're experimenting with Doug's hottie?" --Sprogway 

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"Stop! Planner time." --Sprogway 

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"I've officially wasted another half-year." --Sprogway 

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1) "Boy, keep teenage girls away from you." --Azar

2) "Well, that is the law." --Sprogway 

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"Can you write it? Cause I'm going to be too sarcastic." --Doug

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"Back in 1999, I was a productive motherfucker!" --Steve 

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"What was someone so cool doing hanging out with such ass clowns? --Doug

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"You talkin' to your mustard again?" --Doug 

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"Don't try to imagine what I'm talking about." --Ira 

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"You have to face your demons -- RIGHT HERE!" --Sprogway 

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1) "I think she was flirting with me during that interview." --Steve

2) "Alright, Azar." --Sprogway 

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"It's not a burn. This is my under-tan." --McCann 

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"I want to punch the guy in the fucking hole!" --Lee 

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"If Lou Diamond Phillips doesn't have a hole in his throat, I don't watch the commercial." --Doug 

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"If Mary Wilson says the man is dead, that good enough for me." --McCann 

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"Look at you Gloria Steinem Leibowitz." --Joe

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"I got in trouble with my wife because I taught Ian to sing 'Brick House.'" --Joe 

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"He's bought me many expensive meals and not expected anything in return." --Sprogway 

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"I'm doing the rope-a-Doug." --Sprogway 

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"Just a terrible thing from a terrible person." --Doug 

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"Austism rules." --Sprogway 

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 "I may have inherited Judge Reinhold's ass groove." --Sprogway

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"I just sucked down five Tums so you know where my day is headed." --Sal 

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 "You must deal with stupid people all the time." --Joel to Steve

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"I have no Linda Ronstadt!" --Doug, as McCann 

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"The two of you equal one McCann." --Steve 

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1) "Is that from the place on 50th street?" --Sprogway

2) "Yes." --Joel

3) "Good luck with that." --Sprogway

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"Right now, they can stick that needle where they want." --Sal

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"Now that's some good dry-roasted." --Steve

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"Remember Sprogway when you were talking about that little girl." --Elle 

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"He is the SMDB." --Andrew 

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"I really should explore my area a little more." --Steve 

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"You're a five-tool carny." --Lee to Sprogway

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"Wow, it's like Weber versus Weber." --Sprogway

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"Mike McCann is going to be the life and death of me." --Joel 

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"Something about women's self-esteem...it sounds really dumb." --Andrew 

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"We have sleaze from across many spheres." --Sprogway 

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"She really is a little flirt monster." --Joel 

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"I don't listen to fucking Steve. What does Steve fucking know?" --Lee

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"In your face, father of one." --Sprogway 

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"Mama Cass was an incredibly sexy woman." --McCann

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"I wasn't where I was last night." --Sprogway 

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"You got my questions on Wink Martindale?" --McCann to Schulps 

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"Jail is not moving to a new apartment." --Steve 

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"I feel like one of Jerry's watching that thing go up." --Sprogway

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