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"It's important to remain moist." --Sprogway 

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1) "Maybe she's got that disease that makes her look older?" --Doug

2) "What? Robbins disease?" --Steve 

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"Hairback mountain." --Doug 

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"I should have just left it tied up so I could imagine something better." --Doug 

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"I'm gonna check with Sal and see if he's got anything in his pocket." --Ira 

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"I hate the days where we can't curse, or talk about Santa." --Steve 

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"Johnny Damon looks like a fish." --Ma-gway 

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"You should be looking for a park bench." --Doug to Steve 

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"You are the Roger Toussaint of MJI." --Doug to Steve 

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"You look like hell." --Joe to Steve 

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"You look ready to pump gas." --Andrew to Steve

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"I split the atom again today." --Doug 

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"Well, fuck me then." --Sprogway 

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"I think that's very unfair to goats." --Sprogway 

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1) "She's turning into Helen Keller." --Erich

2) "It's better than turning into Martin Fucking Sexton." --Sprogway

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"Do you have my crockpot?" --Chris to Erich 

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"You ain't Cinderella, man." --Chris to Erich 

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"The world has shat on me." --Sprogway 

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"Long story short..." --McCann 

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"We've got morons."  --Sprogway

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"I don't know what I'm doing." --Erich 

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"You meant funny as in, not funny or interesting." --Lee 

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"I used to go around saying, 'Jane, you ignorant slut.'" --Erich 

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"Tim McGraw's gonna die like he was dyin'."  --Lee

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"I have a feeling I'm going to die in a bathroom somewhere." --Sprogway 

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"You can't leave a steamer on Ira's desk."  --Sprogway

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"I'm lucky enough I eat with a fork." --Steve

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"I'm a dumb asshole, but he's just an asshole." --Chris 

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1) "Did they have junkets in the 1930s?" --Steve

2) "Just ask Ira." --Doug 

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"I got it both ways last year." --Sprogway 

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"Everything I say is a dick joke today." --Steve 

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"I'm having a Chaka Khan moment for you." --Steve 

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"He's a fucking cocksucker." --Joe 

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"Okay Mister Complainy Pants." --Steve 

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1) "You want a Skippy snackbar?" --Steve

2) "Wasn't he in Crazy Town?" --Doug 

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"Yeah, I haven't decided if I'm going to cheat on her yet." --Erich 

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"I know what you're doing, and I'm doing it too." --Sprogway 

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"This is just as good as a conference room" --Doug

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"I smoked crack once to impress a girl." --Erich 

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"You'd get a screwdo." --Lee on kudos 

# posted by Figgsrock2 @ 12:33 PM 0 comments

"He has no idea he's coming to the shittiest office in Manhattan to talk to the shittiest people in Manhattan." --Doug

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"Grrr, grr...Hello." --Erich, answering his phone

# posted by Figgsrock2 @ 1:59 PM 0 comments

"You misspelled a bunch of stuff -- like 'the.'" --Erich 

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"At least I'm not wearing gay apparel." --Joe

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"You decked my halls, Joe." --Sprogway

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1) "Hello Sal." --Joe

2) "Get the fuck out of my chair." --Sal 

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"Us Lebowitzes, we tan on the inside." --Doug 

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1) "It's like the child you had with a hooker -- you want to forget it, but it's always there." --Joe

2) "What does that mean?" --Steve 

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"What will my fans do?" --Sprogway 

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"I'm just a conformist." --McCann 

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1) "People who are good with numbers, what do you call that?" --Erich

2) "Smart." --Sprogway 

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"Joe, you moving to Asheville?" --Lee 

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