Friday, October 29, 2004
"I don't even see another DAT player." --Chris
"Which would you prefer, length or girth?" --Sprogway
"Why does Azar always rain on me?" --Heather
"The grass is always greener in hell." --Sprogway
"You stayed at the Aladdin???" --Izzy
"I wish I had Sprague's hair." --Izzy
1) "How many teeth does he have?" --Doug
2) "Three -- two on top, one on the bottom." --Joe
3) "Just like my grandmother." --Heather
2) "Three -- two on top, one on the bottom." --Joe
3) "Just like my grandmother." --Heather
"Dave's desk is like one giant trail mix." --Doug
"That's what this office has been missing--a crying child." --Sprogway
1) "My mom was in Lobo." --Doug
2) "Me and You and a Doug Named Boo." --Steve
2) "Me and You and a Doug Named Boo." --Steve
"Bill O'Reilly is such a dick." --Erich
Thursday, October 28, 2004
"Ride the snake, Erich." --Doug
"See, I'm smart." --Vinnie
Wednesday, October 27, 2004
"For someone who doesn't usually have a lot of paper near his ass, it's a lot!" --Steve
"O-B-G-Y-Andrew." --Heather
Tuesday, October 26, 2004
"I gotta write a big article about two people?" --Erich
"Oh my God, you take such good care of me." --Heather to Sprogway
"9/11 ruined everything." --Erich
"I hate to see a man with a dry sandwich." --Sprogway
Monday, October 25, 2004
1) "All you need is a black hat and curls." --Azar
2) "And a shred of decency." --Sprogway
2) "And a shred of decency." --Sprogway
Friday, October 22, 2004
"You're creepier since you got married." --Heather to Joe
"You can have a kid at 20, at least as far as I know." --Steve
"I didn't know what else to say--everything is good." --Steve
"Work is good." --Steve
Thursday, October 21, 2004
"I went to buy apples and ended up with democracy." --Lee
"Sandrine has possibilities." --Joe
Wednesday, October 20, 2004
1) "Doug can't write his own quotes." --Heather
2) "Yeah, it's like sleeping with your sister." --Doug
2) "Yeah, it's like sleeping with your sister." --Doug
"Lee, you really haven't seen a tree in 25 years? Are you serious?" --Joe
"Wow, that man knows how to shake his vitamins." --Doug
"Pork lends itself to being fruited." --Sprogway
Tuesday, October 19, 2004
"I like all the cruciferous vegetables." --Sprogway
"I think everybody's looking for a bigger, better fuck." --Izzy
"I didn't know they had A.M. on the Internet." --Andrew
Monday, October 18, 2004
"I haven't seen a tree in 25 years." --Lee
Sunday, October 17, 2004
"What the hell is wet on my chair?" --Doug
Thursday, October 14, 2004
"You're the bastard child of Sprogway and Ira. You're Spira." --Steve to Joe
Wednesday, October 13, 2004
"Get out of there before I break your hip." --Doug
"I'm getting tired of rock and roll." --Erich
Monday, October 11, 2004
"I brake for Steve." --Sprogway
"Why do you think cricket never took off in America?" --Erich
"I love Alamo jokes." --Doug
Friday, October 08, 2004
"Thank God, a publicist called." --Steve
"Well whoop-de-doo, they know how to use a shitbox." --Duane
"I feel so limited working here." --Izzy
"The dancing monkey has turned the tables." --Sprogway
Thursday, October 07, 2004
"It's missing the sprognaciousness." --Lee
Wednesday, October 06, 2004
"Azar we call Azar because of Azar." --Doug
"Where's his ass? I'd like to kiss it." --Doug
Tuesday, October 05, 2004
"Pitch count. Pitch count my ass." --Sprogway
"I love fucking Manny Ramirez." --Sprogway
"Let's do something different this time--let's do something stupid." --Doug
"He jumped the Shaniga." -- Lee
"I'll zip it up if it makes you feel comfortable." --Steve
"Steve, you're like an upstanding American." --Andrew
Friday, October 01, 2004
"She's wall-eyed and hatchet-faced." --Erich on Donna Lewis
