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1) "May I suggest we get revenge?" --Joe 

2) "How we do we do that?" --Sprogway

3) "Cut off his limbs and bring them to the four corners of the office." --Joe

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"Your shirt may be happy, but beneath it beats an evil heart." --Sprogway

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"It might not be on yours but it's on somebody's chart." --Sal 

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"Sprogway knows The Love Boat." --Steve 

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"I'm kicking my own ass." --Doug 

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"Prog-Rock is the new Orthodox." --Sprogway 

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"Will you guys get off my tits!?!" --Erich 

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"Erich Scholz is a launching pad." --Doug 

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"Azar's not hot anymore." --Steve 

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"I'm happy to be a liar--being a lying rat bastard is right up my alley." --Lee

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 "Azar's got hair on the back of his...back." --Joe

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 "Yeah, that's a lot of high school dropouts." --Andrew on Subway

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"If you got knocked down, would you get up again, right?" --Lee

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 1) "If it's the dictionary, you have plenty of time." --Doug

2) "Huh Huh. You said 'tionary." --Sprogway

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"Why are you talking to me? Who is this?" --Sprogway to computer 

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"I was listening to Sprague. Someone has to." --Doug 

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"I come from a family of fish-catchers." --Lee 

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"You would make a great Dawn to Tony Orlando." --Doug 

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"Osama Bin Sprague." --Steve 

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"This is an all-star cast, but it all-star sucks." --Steve

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"Is it like Cinco de Ira in there?" --Doug

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"Accuracy, Schmaccuracy." --Lee 

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"You're kind of Steve Waxman today." --Doug 

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"Fran Healy is the new Mary Hart." --Sprogway

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"Oh Julie Newmar. I was thinking Yvonne Craig." --Sprogway

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1) "How do you spell catheter? -- Doug

2) "C-A-T-H-OW!" --Sprogway 

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"Turn that battery into a catheter and go fuck yourself." --Erich 

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"I believe it is our most-flaccid cable channel." --Sprogway on BBC America 

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 "Apparently they think we're all retarded over here." --Heather

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"I don't know why Joe's going to Sesame Place when he can come here to poppy place." --Sprogway 

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"Premiere Radio. I mean no, not Premiere Radio." --Duane, on phone 

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"Bacon is his lettuce." --Doug on Joe 

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"That was Applebee's music." --Doug 

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1) "There is a God." --McCann

2) "Was that him on the phone?" --Lee 

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"This company couldn't sell ice cream to a A-rab in the desert." --Sal

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1) "Ozzy is playing Ozzfest in L.A. -- he got the go-ahead from his throat doctor." --Steve

2) "Too bad they didn't consult with music critics." --Sprogway

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"I fucking love gardening." --Sprogway 

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"Ho could you hate cheese? That's like hating life itself." --Lee 

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"They put the mo in slow-mo." --Sprogway

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"Call me IshMcCann." --Sprogway 

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"I had a close call on my integrity yesterday." --Sprogway 

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