Friday, October 27, 2006
"I get lonely like everybody else does." --Sprogway
"Your mom's a stone freak!" --Sprogway to Bill
Thursday, October 26, 2006
1) "I must admit, I kind of like 'Sexyback' now. I don't know why." --Steve
2) "I do. [In a whisper] You're gaaaayyyyy." --Sprogway
2) "I do. [In a whisper] You're gaaaayyyyy." --Sprogway
"It's like the apes have learned to communicate." --Sprogway
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
"Just think of the things you can do to a dumpster." --Sprogway
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
"I really enjoy it when you forget your etiquette. I call it forgetiquette." --Steve to Sprogway.
Monday, October 23, 2006
1) "Have you ever noticed how important this little tab is?" --Sal
2) "No, Jerry." --Sprogway
2) "No, Jerry." --Sprogway
1) "So what kind of music does Fall Out Calf play, Sprogway?" --Steve
2) "E-mooooooo!" --Sprogway
2) "E-mooooooo!" --Sprogway
Thursday, October 19, 2006
"How many videos have they made about Angus Young's ass?" --Sprogway
"I hate this fucking place. Well, not this place. Well, yeah, this place." --Sprogway
"It was 18 hours on some fucking train I didn't know the name of." --Lee
"I was doing math subconciously." --Steve
"Every once in a while it feels good to write something that's true." --Lee
"I'd like to evacuate all over the 9th floor." --Sprogway
"Isn't this the newsroom?" --Bill
"I'd like to think of myself as our ambassador to Norway." --Sprogway
"I'm not very smart." --Sal
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
"Since Erich's been gone, you hear the phrase 'what a fucking idiot' a lot less." --Lee
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
"Encyclopedia McCannica" --Glen
"I'm like 5." --Bill
"Is the crossbow your favorite weapon." --Doug to Sprogway
"I'm more important than Ric Ocasek" --Sal
Monday, October 16, 2006
"Absolutely. I think Diddy's a giving man." --Lee
Thursday, October 12, 2006
"This job, this is my baby." --Doug
"It's almost like visiting prisoners of war in there." --Doug
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
"Doug spends his time perfectin' his moves." --Elle
"I am not a talk show host--I deal in absolutes." --McCann
"I think you're confusing me for Helen Hunt." --Sprogway
"She's a professional weightlifter, so she's in good shape." --Sprogway on Doug's wife
"He's going to goo goo and ga ga his way back here." --Elle on Doug
"So I didn't even have to go to the trouble of turning her gay." --Sprogway
"I guess I'm even crazier than I thought." --Sprogway
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
"Steve, would you like Julie to put her hands all over you?" --McCann
Monday, October 02, 2006
"Maybe it's because I'm not used to the taste of beer in solid form." -- Steve
