Wednesday, January 30, 2008

 
"You guys are feelin' kinda phallic today." -- Elle

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

 
1) "All my female friends say ladies rooms are just as bad as men's rooms." --Sprogway

2) "Are all your female friends here on Monday night?" --Richter

Thursday, January 24, 2008

 
1) "Can you identify the man who's squeezing Danny Thomas's nose?" --McCann to Lee

2) "What did I just hear?" -- Doug

 
1) "What about Wally Moon?" --Lee

2) "Who the fuck is Wally Mooon?" --Steve

3) "For Wally Moon, I turn to Mike McCann." --Lee

4) "The McCannapedia." --Doug

 
"Two coughs, one cup." --Sprogway

 
"Coughing is the new Tai Bo." --Sprogway

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

 
Talking about Heath Ledger dying:

1) "He was found by his masseuse." --Doug

2) "That's an unhappy ending." --Lee

Thursday, January 17, 2008

 
"Fuck you and your sleep." --Sprogway to Steve

 
1) "I've got all my original hips." --Sprogway

2) "Alright Gladys Knight!" --Steve

 
"You had me at no arch." --Doug

 
1) "We were young. We were poor." --Steve

2) "You weren't that young 12 years ago." --Doug

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

 
"Subterranean Jeske Blues" -- Steve

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

 
"Yeah, remember that song 'Bye bye Miss American Pie in the Face?'" --Lee

 
"Sprogway is not a pillow." --Terry

Monday, January 14, 2008

 
"Behind Bald Eyes." --Sprogway

 
1) "I've never been in a Bed, Bath and Beyond." --Steve

2) "How about a Blood Bath and Beyond?" --Sprogway

 
"You dragged yourself down to your own level." --Sprogway to Lee

 
"We need the Dead Sea quote list." --Sprogway

Friday, January 11, 2008

 
1) "Man, that was some crazy ass thunder." --Doug

2) "I saw that band. A Native American act I believe." --Steve

Thursday, January 10, 2008

 
"I've given up on Connie Francis, I've gotta find a new cause." --McCann

 
"I just can't mail a box of shit to the universe." --Sprogway

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

 
"Did you open a McCann of whoop-ass on him?" --Lee

Monday, January 07, 2008

 
"She's a new woman--we'll, she's probably been a woman for a very long time." --Sprogway

 
"I bet you're having your surgery at 12:30 so you're missing the meeting." --Doug to Sprogway

 
"I picked my nose, don't get me wrong." --Sprogway

Thursday, January 03, 2008

 
1) "He's me ace in the hole." --Ira

2) "As long as he's not your ass in the hole." --Lee

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

 
"I don't want to see people die. I'm a people person." --Andrew

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