Friday, June 29, 2001
"I don't know. Women rappers to me are like the WNBA." --Erich
Thursday, June 28, 2001
"I'm here for all your Jew needs." --Doug
"Are you trying to seduce me?" --John Weber on phone
"He was the spokesdwarf." --Alltmont
Wednesday, June 27, 2001
"It's got extreme butter." --Azar
"The Calling, which rhymes with apalling." --Schulps
Tuesday, June 26, 2001
"You wouldn't know a good job if it bit you on the ass." --Steve to Erich
"It just seems smaller because you got used to the big one." --Doug
"Sit up, shut down!" --Erich
Monday, June 25, 2001
"Holy emphasis on crap!" --Cane on K-Rock, referring a 311 video
"Gotta do some wig maintenance." --Steve
"Kick out the James, motherfucker." --Steve
Friday, June 22, 2001
"Buckner likes it behind the bag." --Steve
"I have my price." --John Weber
"Are you not in the mood for meat?" --Joe
Thursday, June 21, 2001
"He's bi-wordal." --Steve
"Every part of my body aches, even my wiener." --Erich
Wednesday, June 20, 2001
1) "There's two couches, let's go." --Dev to Steve
2) "Apparently Dev likes it in the bank too." --Steve
2) "Apparently Dev likes it in the bank too." --Steve
"You have cheese on your fan!" --Doug
Tuesday, June 19, 2001
"Holly is the heat-seeking missile." --Josh
"Stan likes it in the bank." --Josh
Monday, June 18, 2001
1) "What else is coming out tomorrow?"--Erich
2) "Your mother." --Ira
2) "Your mother." --Ira
"Figment my ass!" --Steve
"You can't date a crack-whore and not have a tattoo." --Bill Pearis
Thursday, June 14, 2001
1) "Someone oughta tell Bill what we're doing." --Doug
2) "Annoying me?" --Bill Pearis
2) "Annoying me?" --Bill Pearis
Wednesday, June 13, 2001
"I was dating a crack whore for a while." --Erich
"I got my bow and arrow and garlic and butter for your ass." --Ted Nugent
Tuesday, June 12, 2001
"I've never seen anyone deep throat Bugles before." --Doug
"Goatee Azar only wishes he could meet Bush." --Sal
"You don't play showtunes if you're a man." --Sal
"Very cool Sal...you're the scooper!" --Jenny Shields
Monday, June 11, 2001
"It's like a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup of weird." --Erich
"Are we talking about the 'Third arm?'" --Joe
"I didn't know Helen Keller was still alive." --Joe on Steve's date
Friday, June 08, 2001
"I've got one, but I don't know how to get it out." --Erich
1) "He looks at me strange." --Sal
2) "Well duh." --Steve
2) "Well duh." --Steve
"You look almost human." --Erich on Brendan's haircut
Thursday, June 07, 2001
"Does somebody want me?" --Azar
Tuesday, June 05, 2001
"Uneasy listening." --Erich
"Death is pretty final." --Erich
"That's a very popular mask around Halloween. It's called the 'Balding Orge.'" --Steve
Monday, June 04, 2001
1) "That's like factionaliSm." --Azar
2) "____________________" -- Everyone
2) "____________________" -- Everyone
"Bocca? I'm broka." --Erich
"All six of my personalities are here." --Brendan on McCann
Friday, June 01, 2001
"I think Glen is retarded." --Erich
