Thursday, September 26, 2002
"If Nick Cave died, it would make good Nick Cave song." --Lee
1) "What's that weird smell in here?" --???
2) "That's my dick." --Sal
2) "That's my dick." --Sal
Monday, September 23, 2002
"Oh, I've really missed you guys." --April
"Heath Ledger is prettier than a lot of women I know." --Erich
Sunday, September 22, 2002
"The chances of nothing coming out of Lee is the same as the chance of nothing coming out of Altmont." --Sprogway
Friday, September 20, 2002
"I don't trust anyone, anywhere, anymore." --Steve
Thursday, September 19, 2002
"They say the neon lights are bright on Sprogway." --Steve
Wednesday, September 18, 2002
"Maybe there will be A Flock of Seagulls revival. And if there is, I'm leaving the country." --Schulps
"The coroner's office confirmed that Dee Dee Ramone died of a drug overdose. They also confirmed that Rosie O'Donnell is fat and Winona Ryder's a whore." --Cane on K-Rock
"He's like Jell-o." --Sprogway
"I think I could always find room for Zakk." --Doug
Friday, September 13, 2002
"Old Lady Peace." --Erich
Wednesday, September 11, 2002
"I celebate her entire closet." --Sprogway on Mariah Carey
"I wore clean pants today. Not the soiled ones I usually wear." --Andrew 9/11
"Ian Astbury couldn't sing his way out of Jim Morrison's ass with a flashlight." --Ira
Tuesday, September 10, 2002
"The only way you're getting a raise is if you stick a tirejack up your ass." --Doug
"Gloria Gaynor is universal." --Heather
Friday, September 06, 2002
"Isn't doing it up the butt a felony?" --Heather
"I didn't look at any porn last night, which is weird." --Erich
Thursday, September 05, 2002
"There's no way Erich's human." --Doug
"Who hasn't thought that somebodt was a robot sent to spy on them?" --Steve
"He's the state bird of New Jersey." --Sprogway on Enrique Iglasias
Wednesday, September 04, 2002
"If you're a walking pillow, I'm an Ethan Allen showroom." --Steve
"Venereal disease is where I draw the line." --Heather
"You're not heavy Lee, you're my brother." --Sprogway
