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"Can you read this, motherfucker?" --Steve 

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"You [Erich] think everybody's hot." --Jamila 

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"They're going to have a  lady come in and touch us." --Sprogway

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"So last night my landlord shows up with this quote unquote plumber." --Erich 

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"He never left the room, so I found it hard to get my freak on." --Erich 

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"My first roommate was a guy who was brain damaged." --Erich 

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"I'm gonna bring a flask. I'm gonna get high." --Chris

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"It's like the Police Academy of porn." -- Doug 

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"Wow, that's more Jeske than Jeske." --Doug 

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"Hey Joe, if they have to amputate your legs, can we watch?" --Andrew 

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"Has anyone ever been with a prostitute?" --Erich 

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"Doug, I put up my feet and relax everyday. Why do you think I shut my door?" --Sal 

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"I could get hit by a bus tomorrow, I'm not going to have myself cloned on that off  chance." --Ira 

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"I wonder what'll happen when I leave. You'll probably get pens." --Vinnie

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"That's like a crime against poultry." --Duane

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"Sometimes strippers are stressful." --Erich 

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"C+C ARF Factory." --Steve 

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"Fucking murdering, mother, son of a bitch." --Lee 

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"Where's my knife? I love my knife." --Sprogway 

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"Wow, look at all these nuts!" --Doug 

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"Krehley makes popcorn, you go down." --Andrew 

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"Ooh, you didn't tell me it was vacuum-packed." --Bizarro Joe 

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 "I can use this time to work the movie like a Thai hooker." --Amy Pickard

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"If you're going down the dark road, you might as well go the whole way." --Andrew 

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"Noon is NOT morning." --Sprogway 

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"You don't care about the Prince of Wales, you just care about the Duke of Earl." --Lee 

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