Friday, November 30, 2007
"You're the Michael Winslow of this office." --Steve to Doug
1) "We don't want to hear about your sex life Doug." --Jamila
2) "Yeah, I've been giving them the Marv Albert business." --Doug
2) "Yeah, I've been giving them the Marv Albert business." --Doug
Thursday, November 29, 2007
"Everybody loves me today." --McCann
"When's Tommy Lasorda coming back?" --Jamila
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
"I'll fucking slug someone--who are we talking about?" --Sara
1) "My landlord's an Indian." --Steve
2) "My gym partner's a monkey!" --Spogway
2) "My gym partner's a monkey!" --Spogway
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
"You're crying watching Zamfir!" --Doug to Sprogway
1) "How was your Thanksgiving, Dave?" --Vinnie
2) "Not bad, Vinnie, and yours?" --Sprogway
3) "Pretty good. I got real drunk. Went to the local bar and I got there and asked 'where are all the white women?'" --Vinnie
2) "Not bad, Vinnie, and yours?" --Sprogway
3) "Pretty good. I got real drunk. Went to the local bar and I got there and asked 'where are all the white women?'" --Vinnie
Monday, November 19, 2007
"Speaking of funerals, I wonder if John Weber's here?" --McCann
"Stand Up MRI probably means your technician is a failed comedian." --McCann
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Friday, November 16, 2007
1) "Sprogway's more of a hand to hand guy." --Steve
2) "Sprambo?" --Terry
3) "Chuck Sprorris?" --Doug
2) "Sprambo?" --Terry
3) "Chuck Sprorris?" --Doug
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
"Fuck mob ties." --Lee
1) "I don't know what you're talking about." --Lee
2) "We're talking about midgets. Oh, he's on the phone." --Doug
2) "We're talking about midgets. Oh, he's on the phone." --Doug
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
"I don't like hippies." --Sprogway
"I am the cutoff." --Sprogway
Friday, November 09, 2007
"Steve Heil." --Sprogway
1) "You being on this side still creeps me out." --Steve
2) "So put a shock collar on me!" --Sprogway
2) "So put a shock collar on me!" --Sprogway
1) "I'm more powerful than Billboard magazine." --Steve
2) "Yeah but I'd rather take Billboard magazine into the bathroom than you." --Sprogway
2) "Yeah but I'd rather take Billboard magazine into the bathroom than you." --Sprogway
1) "Is she a genius like David Lee Roth?" --Steve
2) "No, I would not go see Britney Spears in Fiddler on the Roof." --Sprogway
2) "No, I would not go see Britney Spears in Fiddler on the Roof." --Sprogway
Thursday, November 08, 2007
“I got hit in the face with a bottle last night…that was pretty exciting.” -- Amy Welch
Wednesday, November 07, 2007
"You haven't seen me out of this place--I'm a dynamo." --Sprogway
Tuesday, November 06, 2007
"We can't all have a shotgun wedding." --Steve
"You can beat breast cancer but you can't beat a beating." --McCann on Linda Stein's death
1) "Nah, I just want to bash his skull in." --Sal
2) "Who would that be?" --McCann
2) "Who would that be?" --McCann
"It's Ira Hicks." --Terry
Monday, November 05, 2007
"My life is more interesting than I thought." --Sprogway
Thursday, November 01, 2007
"This is the worst floor ever." --Dice
