Tuesday, August 31, 2004
"Don't use up the moo." --Sprogway
"Sorry, I'm an asshole." --Duane
1) "Gentlemen, and I use that term loosely." --Steve
2) "I take it loosely." --Doug
2) "I take it loosely." --Doug
Monday, August 30, 2004
"He's got pictures of his marriage up there." --Erich
Sunday, August 29, 2004
1) "Erich, have you ever been country line dancing?" --Doug
2) "Only at a gay bar." --Erich
2) "Only at a gay bar." --Erich
"Cleveland is the new Newark." --Sprogway
Thursday, August 26, 2004
"For some reason women with minimum wage jobs like to hit on me." --Duane
"It's always Steve, Steve, Steve. Screw Steve." --McCann
Tuesday, August 24, 2004
"I'll stab you." --Duane to Erich
Monday, August 23, 2004
"You're a dick." --Erich to Doug
"What did Morgan Chairfiled do?" --Sprogway
"I'm all up for comforting the aged." --Erich
Friday, August 20, 2004
"When faced with two varying types of evil, I have to go with the guy I lived with." --Steve
"I am officially a loser." --Erich
Thursday, August 19, 2004
"She's going from La Vida Loca to La Vida Leibowitz." --Lee
"I want to see if it smells like mine." --Joe
"I usually throw it down with my right hand." --Doug
"Doesn't his career look like Alaska now?" --Erich on Stephan Jenkins
Wednesday, August 18, 2004
"Are you making room for the September call up of crumbs?" --Steve
"You don't have to shake your keys, she's not a cat." --Izzy
"I'm sorry I didn't hear the mating call." --Heather
"Jeske's an alien." --Sal
"He sucked even when he was good." --Lee
"My age is good for something." --Ira
"Now I get to create in the space that is Jada." --Jada Pinkett Smith
Tuesday, August 17, 2004
"You're the closest thing we have to a Chinaman." --Steve
"I'm like one of those dolls. I have a hidden button." --Sprogway
"When you got me on afternoon drive, you know its the B-team." --McCann
1) "Dave, are you okay? You sound like you just ran up a flight of stairs." --McCann
2) "I just ran up five flights of stairs." --Schulps
2) "I just ran up five flights of stairs." --Schulps
Monday, August 16, 2004
"Vinnie's old enough to be president." --Joe
1) "Did he go to a better place?" --Joe
2) "No, he went to meet Bruce Hornsby." --Sprogway
2) "No, he went to meet Bruce Hornsby." --Sprogway
Friday, August 13, 2004
"Before I forget, last night I trapped a child in my bathroom." --Sprogway
"I've had to fake sincerity at other jobs, but not here." --Izzy
"Hey Andrew, your governor's gay!" --Heather
"Oh, dear God. Actually, no." --Sprogway
Wednesday, August 11, 2004
"I can see the face of Saint Augustine in your keyboard." --Sprogway
"What are you, Al Fuckin' Roker over there?" --Lee to Andrew
"I'm glad I don't get easily offended here." --Izzy
Tuesday, August 10, 2004
"The Wilpons gave money to a candidate that was good 5 years ago." --Lee
"It's easier to talk outta your ass when you're wearing shorts." --Doug
"Usually the pants hold him back a little." --Doug
"You can't blame the dark." --Sprogway
Monday, August 09, 2004
"It would have to be a total apocalypse to make me shocked about anything." --Jamila
"Mike, have you heard this rumor that Mister Ed wasn't a horse, he was a zebra?" --Erich
Thursday, August 05, 2004
"All of sudden Doug and Steve don't look happy."--Joe
1) "That's about 5 miles from the McCann compound." --McCann
2) "McCannesburg." --Ira
2) "McCannesburg." --Ira
"If you need anything on NASCAR ask Glen. He's a world authority on that." --Ira
Wednesday, August 04, 2004
"Just looking at your shirt Sprague, I'm gonna have another cup of coffee." --Doug
"I know he doesn't have the best taste in women and I guess he doesn't have the best taste in men either." --Doug
"We need to have some decorum." --Erich
"Is Matt Lauer an asshole or just a Republican?" --Bertis Downs
"At noon I turn back into a pumpkin."--Steve
Tuesday, August 03, 2004
"He's the only person associated with the Mets I was hoping wouldn't die." --Lee on Bob Murphy
1) "Hey, how do I know Connie?" --Doug
2) "Huh?" --Sprogway
3) "I said, 'Hey, how do I know Connie?'" --Doug
2) "Huh?" --Sprogway
3) "I said, 'Hey, how do I know Connie?'" --Doug
"Who the fuck said I never had Funyons? --Doug
"You guys think too much." --Sprogway to Erich and Doug
Monday, August 02, 2004
"Glen Hollis makes Perry Como look like Black Sabbath." --John Weber
"I have a water pik." --Sal on his home computer
