Thursday, August 31, 2006
“Well, it is the state motto – does this look infected?” –Sprogway
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
“Was he wearing a shirt with Azar on it?” –Lee on Mr. Met
“You moo like a cow, you get on my good side.” –Sprogway
Monday, August 28, 2006
“Well, Dawn, I can have him autograph my butt…” –Sprogway
Friday, August 25, 2006
“I would watch a talk show if it were Dave Schulps and Ben Harper.” –Steve
Thursday, August 24, 2006
“Ooh, a woman with a big sharp stick, I like that.” –Sprogway
“That’s too small. You can’t enjoy a monkey that small.” –Doug
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
1) “What would you say was the best part of being in L.A.?” –Steve
2) “The cocaine.” –Sprogway
Friday, August 18, 2006
Thursday, August 17, 2006
“I’m sorry, Mr. Gertner is in a full nelson. He’ll get back to you as soon as the mask is pulled over his head revealing his true identity.” –Doug
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
“People were using it as a table.” –Joe on Sprogway’s wallet
Monday, August 14, 2006
“So what is this – hair care tips from Steve Reynolds?” –Sprogway
“You’re going to be this close to Tim Teufel.” –Sprogway
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
“Just because you haven’t met someone doesn’t mean you can’t hate them.” –Sprogway
“There’s nothing like the taste of Azar in the morning.” –Doug
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
“There’s nothing worse than an oldies act with a bad memory.” –McCann
Monday, August 07, 2006
1) “My daughter doesn’t like mayonnaise.” –Andrew
2) “Neither did Erich Scholz—try to keep them apart as long as you can.” –Sprogway\
Thursday, August 03, 2006
“I’m not letting the weather tell me what to do.” –Sprogway
“When it’s just the two of us it seems kind of gay.” –Joe
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
“It’s in Florida. They’re probably suspicious because it’s a book.” –Sprogway
