Friday, August 31, 2001
"H-t-t-p-s-prostate-backslash." --Azar
Thursday, August 30, 2001
"Can't I do a little work here?" --Erich
"This is wrong. This is erroneous." --Azar
"WHAT!?!" --Doug
"It took him only 15 seconds to pop his cork." --Dev
"You said that already fool." --Brendan
"I know it's hard to believe, but even Doug gets gas sometines." --Doug
Wednesday, August 29, 2001
"Survey says, pervert." --Doug
"Could one of you just please die?" --Sal
"Do it next Mudday." --Schulps
Monday, August 27, 2001
"Those cock-goblins." --Doug
"I'm not like Glen." --Brendan
Friday, August 24, 2001
"Gloria 'Cougar' Estefan." --Doug
"Do you like beer with lots of consonants in it?" --Erich
"I'm trying to e-Scrab." --Dev
Thursday, August 23, 2001
"We need to give you lessons in drinking." --Erich
Tuesday, August 21, 2001
"Tuna salad? Your breath's gonna be humming!" --Brendan
"Zippy the monkey chimp couldn't do it." --Joe
Monday, August 20, 2001
"I'm gonna delete you in a second." --Doug
"I'm kicking against the pricks." --Erich
"I'll beat you with a stick." --Erich
"F-word salad." --Erich
Friday, August 17, 2001
"I'll eat anything once." --Bill Pearis
Thursday, August 16, 2001
"We all have to wear sweatpants and blow me T-shirts." --Doug
"He's with Carmen Electra. I should be so Marvin." --Doug
"It's time for a nappy wappy." --Erich
"He could've given birth to me." --Doug
"My name is Larry the Loser." --Al Leiter
"This is a cute little package." --Erich
"Afrozar." --Sal
Wednesday, August 15, 2001
"Every good man deserves a chant!" --Doug
"Mike, you're the zar in my A." --Sal
"P-O (clap, clap) R-K." --Steve
"Holy emphasis on shark." --Doug
"The Herbs and spices four." --Azar
Tuesday, August 14, 2001
"I should never speak." --Azar
"I was stunned by Brendan's ass." --Erich
"Dev had a good one in the bathroom." --Doug
"Grow that mullet like a man." --Joe
Monday, August 13, 2001
"I have a box just about that big." --Steve
"I think he's trying to say music." --Azar on Ozzy
"If he could wear Dave's hair-hat for one day, he'd look like Kevin Cronin." --Doug
"You know what? I can't wait 'til she's dead." --Steve
Friday, August 10, 2001
"Stumble, stumble, stumble, stumble, stumble; Answer, answer, answer, answer, answer!" --Sal
"I don't care about your pussy." --Ira
"I want it to rain frogs." --Bob
"I thought he was from Planet Idiotodia." --Steve
"I'll play with it." --Chris
Thursday, August 09, 2001
"Hey Steve, I got an idea for a cheap high." --Erich
"A Ringo ate my baby." --Ira
1) "What are you gonna do, clone a woman for yourself?" --Sal
2) "She'd probably leave me too." --Azar
2) "She'd probably leave me too." --Azar
"Who's having sex with the Pope?" --Doug
Wednesday, August 08, 2001
"Doug me." --Doug
"Oh shit, it's the cryps." --Corey Natko
"I've been keeping her in my garage." --McCann
"I'd rather have a squat and crap." --Doug
"I won't be happy until that guy is dead." --Steve
Tuesday, August 07, 2001
"I'm the vanilla genius." --Doug
"Toni Braxton is pregnant. I've done the math and it doesn't add up." --Chris
"Rug me." --Steve
"Clone me." --Steve
Monday, August 06, 2001
"I'd rather have a gatorade enema." --Steve
Thursday, August 02, 2001
"I could leave, that's an idea." --Doug
"They're # 2, in more ways than one." --Erich
