Wednesday, September 26, 2001
"Crouching Tiger, Revealed Idiot." --Steve
Tuesday, September 25, 2001
"You turned me on and now I want some help." --Ira
1) "Somebody's getting a missile up their ass." --Doug
2) "Even if it's your missile?" --Steve
2) "Even if it's your missile?" --Steve
"You're gonna have to check his pubes." --Doug
Thursday, September 20, 2001
"Hey, no shit." --Maurice
"They can stick their hands my pants for all I care." --Doug
Wednesday, September 19, 2001
"If a pen doesn't write, is a pen?" --Erich
Tuesday, September 18, 2001
"When I get a call for E-Rich Schools, I just hang up the phone." --Erich
"How is it that eight years between the Bushes we had properity and blowjobs?" --Lee
Monday, September 17, 2001
1) "It's too disorganized." --Erich
2) "Our library system?" --Chris
2) "Our library system?" --Chris
Friday, September 14, 2001
"Are you taking the Yellowjackets to the Orange Bowl?" --Steve
"He was a cheerleader at Yale." --Ernie Anastos
"Thank God McCann's not President right now." --Joe
"Dipping into something that's...dippy." --Erich
"Call 1-800-44-Perez." --Steve
Thursday, September 13, 2001
"I heard that Houston the porn star died of a dick overdose." --Steve
"He looks like one of the Beach Boys." --Erich
Monday, September 10, 2001
"There's nothing like a good arythmia." --Doug
"Throw a little peppy on me." --Doug
"I feel a disturbance in the force." --Erich
"What, me model?" --Steve
Thursday, September 06, 2001
1) "He sounds like a kumquat." --Doug
2) "Son of a bitch!" --Azar
3) "What is this, a friar's roast?" --McCann
2) "Son of a bitch!" --Azar
3) "What is this, a friar's roast?" --McCann
"To play with your cards." --Andrew
"We gotta get you a fur coat." --Azar
Wednesday, September 05, 2001
"This whole MTV Video Music Awards thing is just a love fest for MTV." --Erich
Tuesday, September 04, 2001
"God, I'm so phony." --April
