Thursday, December 20, 2001
			  "I only got one ass."--Doug
			  
			
 
		 
			  Wednesday, December 19, 2001
			  "Eeew, I don't want dead people candy." --Heather
			  
			
 
		 
		  
		 
			
			  "All my dick ever gives is piss to the toilet bowl." --Sal
			  
			
 
		 
			  Monday, December 10, 2001
			  "Does anybody want shaft?" --Azar
			  
			
 
		 
		  
		 
			
			  "Steve, you just had somebody's head in your mouth 2 minutes ago." --Heather
			  
			
 
		 
		  
		 
			
			  "There's no 'I' in MJI." --Erich
			  
			
 
		 
			  Thursday, December 06, 2001
			  "You are not dull." --Heather to Andrew
			  
			
 
		 
		  
		 
			
			  "I'm talking to you like I talk to my mom." --Erich
			  
			
 
		 
			  Wednesday, December 05, 2001
			  1) "I'm a big hit with 45-year-old men."--Heather
2) "I'll bet--like Ira?" --Steve
			  
			
 
		 
			  2) "I'll bet--like Ira?" --Steve
Monday, December 03, 2001
			  "Alright, alright, let's get back to work." --Erich
			  
			
 
		 
		  
		 
			
			  "Steve Reynolds stronghold of KandyBar." --Steve
			  
			
 
		 
		  
		 
			
			  1) "I'm older than Jay-Z." --Steve
2) "You're Lay-Z." --Doug
			  
			
 
		 
		  
		 
			2) "You're Lay-Z." --Doug
			  "CBS screwed me." --McCann
			  
			
 
		 
		  
		 
			
			  "Where do you normally take 12-year-olds?" --John Weber