Friday, June 28, 2002
"Nothing is quite as refreshing as Junior Ortiz on a hot summer day." --Sprogway
"We're gonna bring down more companies than Arthur Anderson." --Sprogway
1) "I had a hawk at my house." --Sprogway
2) "I had a vulture in my bedroom." --Doug
3) "I have a python in my pants." --Steve
2) "I had a vulture in my bedroom." --Doug
3) "I have a python in my pants." --Steve
"I'll never drink generic beer again." --Erich
Thursday, June 27, 2002
"Wow, yours is really big." --Erich
"Andrew, you have to make a choice. It's me or the helicopter." -Doug
"There's no way I'm getting here at 10:00 a.m. for Howie Fucking Day." --Steve
Wednesday, June 26, 2002
"Oh he's just trying to get into your...whatever." --Doug
Monday, June 24, 2002
"I suppose somebody could get fired if there was somebody in charge that gave a shit." --Ira
Friday, June 21, 2002
1) "Doug, you're just like me." --Erich
2) "I'm nothing like you Erich." --Doug
2) "I'm nothing like you Erich." --Doug
"I say you let your dick flag fly." --Erich
"Go ahead, pass it around. Bubble wrap kicks ass." --Doug
Thursday, June 20, 2002
"Why I have to take abuse from you retards is beyond me." --Erich
Wednesday, June 19, 2002
"You know how to turn garbage into food." --Lee
"Sam Champion is a slut." --Heather
Tuesday, June 18, 2002
"I don't give a rat's ass about Doris Roberts--unless she rapes somebody." --Lee
"What's for lunch to-Doug day?" --Steve
Monday, June 17, 2002
1) "He's never recorded anything so funky before?" --Erich
2) "Who has?" --Chris
2) "Who has?" --Chris
Monday, June 10, 2002
"Fuckin' fuckin' fuck fuck." --Lee
Friday, June 07, 2002
"He's the Harrison Ford of the Ramones." --Erich
Thursday, June 06, 2002
"There are 2-billion people in China--you think they're just eating rice?" --Lee
Wednesday, June 05, 2002
"Who's more boldface than Jesus?" --Lee
"I prefer dick." --Erich
"I'm not like most people. I'm not normal." --Sal
Tuesday, June 04, 2002
"I'm not quite as exposed as you are." --McCann
