Monday, July 29, 2002
"I work for Clearqueda." --Andrew
Friday, July 26, 2002
"He was a pervert when pervert wasn't cool." --Erich
Thursday, July 25, 2002
"It was a piece of shit, so I gave it to my parents." --Erich
"I didn't want to look unprofessional." --Erich
Wednesday, July 24, 2002
"I had Elton John surgery." --Lee
Tuesday, July 23, 2002
"Cirrincione-gallstone-sized hail." --Sprague
"He's got a fuckin' passion for petchuli." --Steve
"Why does everything have to suck?" --Andrew
"The Leibomix" --Doug
Monday, July 22, 2002
"I'm going to shave my beard and look fucking cute like Ira." --Steve
Thursday, July 18, 2002
"That was my favorite of Ira's 2 weddings I went to." --Sprague
"What happened to Senor Ortiz?"--Lee
Monday, July 15, 2002
"Now the A-Z-A-R can relax." --Joe P.
"It made sense until I said it." --Steve
"It's your last night of freedom, you might as well get humped by whoever." --Vinnie
Friday, July 12, 2002
"If Jessie Ventura can be Governor, this guy should be president." --Schulps on Zakk Wylde
"Take a fucking Greyhound asshole." --Doug
"He shared a needle with a quilt that was infected." --Sprogway
Thursday, July 11, 2002
"It's like that Eddie Vedder singing through your anus voice." --Ira
1) "Are there really engagement parties?" --Erich
2) "Yeah, for non-shotgun weddings." --Sprague
2) "Yeah, for non-shotgun weddings." --Sprague
Wednesday, July 03, 2002
"She could be on fire and I wouldn't piss on her." --Steve on Jenny Boddy
Tuesday, July 02, 2002
"The Sex-Man." --Chris
"I still think it's Xavier McDaniel." --Doug
