Thursday, August 29, 2002
"I marked our territory like a dog marks a tree." --Azar
1) "You look like Kojak." --Doug
2) "Hey, I have more hair than you, Jack." --Ira
2) "Hey, I have more hair than you, Jack." --Ira
Wednesday, August 28, 2002
"I want Azar to be with me." --Sprogway
1) "Stay away from acidic juices." --Doug to Sal
2) "I don't mingle with Hassadic Jews." --Sal
2) "I don't mingle with Hassadic Jews." --Sal
Monday, August 26, 2002
"Becuase of those morons at Stillborn, I mean Airborne..." --Azar
Thursday, August 22, 2002
"You know, originally it was called the Glenbladder." --Steve
"Why isn't Lee nominated for a Lady of Soul Award?" --Chris
Thursday, August 15, 2002
"If it comes from Doug, it's not offensive." --Heather
"You married a porn star, and you never had a YooHoo? --Doug
1) "What do you buy for conjoined twins?" --Lee
2) "Extra-wide earmuffs." --Chris
2) "Extra-wide earmuffs." --Chris
Wednesday, August 14, 2002
"Ira, you're acting like a spolied Marvin." --Sal
"The gall bladder doesn't know what day it is." --Doug
"At this point, I don't care if I die...Hi, Erich Scholz." --Erich
Tuesday, August 13, 2002
"Silly you, you silly silly." --Doug
"That's pretty...silly." --Steve
Monday, August 12, 2002
"Just because it's garbage doesn't mean it's nasty." --Erich
"All we're getting out of this is closure." --Lee
Thursday, August 08, 2002
"Charles De Gaulle airport smells like one big armpit." --Heather
Wednesday, August 07, 2002
"I'm much better looking than Vinnie Micco and I've never had a girl obsessed with me." --Azar
Tuesday, August 06, 2002
"The crust is where all the goodness is." --Erich
Friday, August 02, 2002
"Everybody go to the beach." --Art Garfunkel
Thursday, August 01, 2002
"Girls that cry turn me on." --Erich
