Friday, January 31, 2003
"What channel is NY1?" --McCann
"I think if I was in jail and some guy tried to stick his dick down my throat, I'd bite it off." --Erich
Thursday, January 30, 2003
"I see your crap and I raise you a shit." --Sprogway
Tuesday, January 28, 2003
"I think he was about to hang up." --Lee
Friday, January 24, 2003
1) "I'd take 26 over 16." --Doug on the temperature
2) "That's not what Vinne Micco says." --Heather
2) "That's not what Vinne Micco says." --Heather
"I don't need to know what's going on in his crotch." --Azar
Thursday, January 23, 2003
"She scared the shit out of me." --Sprogway
"Who's Carrot Top's target audience?" --Erich
Wednesday, January 22, 2003
1) "Are they taping the reunion show today?" --Lee
2) "We miss you Brendan." --Azar
3) "I miss having a regular job." --Brendan
2) "We miss you Brendan." --Azar
3) "I miss having a regular job." --Brendan
Tuesday, January 21, 2003
"Gimme a K! Gimme a K! Gimme a K!" --Lee on Trent Lott being a former cheerleader
"Maybe you need your cabinet to help you open your cabinet." --Sall to Weber
Friday, January 17, 2003
"It's not the computer, it's his name." --Ira
Thursday, January 16, 2003
1) "Lee, have you ever been married?" --Erich
2) "Yeah...Hell Yeah." --Lee
2) "Yeah...Hell Yeah." --Lee
"I've got a gear shift up my ass." --McCann
"I'll let 'em shoot up heroin and take a dump on the floor for a good interview." --Sal
"Cause you're a jaded fuck." --Lee to Steve
"You housewives are so adorable." --Ira
Wednesday, January 15, 2003
"Paul Lombardi is the Brendan Cummings of NY1." --Erich
"Now I gotta go to Ranch 1 and open up a can of whoop-ass." --Jamila
"You can't spell salad without Sal." --Doug
"How do you make coffee taste salty?" --Lee
1) "Haven't heard this song in a while." --Heather
2) "Well, we haven't been raped up the ass in a while." --Andrew
2) "Well, we haven't been raped up the ass in a while." --Andrew
"Shit's fucked up." --Jamila
Tuesday, January 14, 2003
"Only for certain people I'm a whore." --Steve
"Oh, shabban." --Sprogway
Monday, January 13, 2003
"Oh to be young and stupid." --Steve
"I'm not a doctor." --McCann
"Her insides are elastic." --Erich on Heather
Friday, January 10, 2003
"G'osh!" --Sprogway
"I can understand killing her, but who are the other five people?" --Erich
Thursday, January 09, 2003
"Someone's a lying sack of shit." --Lee on the phone
"I just said to her, 'Shame on you.'" --Erich
Wednesday, January 08, 2003
"I'd rather be on the ventilator." --Joe
"Have a lamb shank." --Lee on the phone
"I couldn't think last night. I kept thinking about the possibilities." --Erich on his crockpot
Tuesday, January 07, 2003
"You have to be a crackpot not to have a crockpot." --Lee
Thursday, January 02, 2003
"I'm always feeling Justin Timberlake." --Erich
