Friday, February 28, 2003
"It's worse than Al Queda--it's 50 Cent." --Chris
Thursday, February 27, 2003
"It's like milk jerky." --Sprogway
1) "What's another word for thief?" --Erich
2) "Clear Channel." --Doug
2) "Clear Channel." --Doug
Wednesday, February 26, 2003
"Or, he can take a Glenema." --Sprogway
Tuesday, February 25, 2003
"Let me tell you, jail exists for a reason." --Erich
Sunday, February 23, 2003
"I got my Harry Knowles caught in my zipper once." --Erich
Wednesday, February 19, 2003
"Jews shouldn't be rewiring anything." --Lee
"So Dave, we've got TV Guides coming out of our ass." --Lee
"Carpal Tun-Lee." --Sprogway
"He said she has a nice ass. I assume he's talking about her mule." --Erich
Monday, February 17, 2003
"Any sort of jerky is fun." --Sprogway
"If I wasn't working here I'd probably wouldn't be here." --Sprogway
"Stay there and take it." --Lee
"The Frontier Fax." --Sprogway
Thursday, February 13, 2003
"Is this Toto? I love this song!" --Heather
Tuesday, February 11, 2003
"What, do you have a paper route?" --Doug
"You're the Martha Graham of Premiere." --Lee
"You might want to clean your phone after I'm done with this." --Heather
Monday, February 10, 2003
"He's gonna have Dr. John Surgery." --Sprogway
Friday, February 07, 2003
"My bitter hatred for everyone is the only thing that keeps my heart pumping blood." --Steve
"There's a girl Azar and another boy Azar?" --Heather
1) "I'm so sick of winter." --Azar
2) "If there's a dirty bomb it'll warm up." --Sprogway
2) "If there's a dirty bomb it'll warm up." --Sprogway
Wednesday, February 05, 2003
"Trenton makes, LeBron takes." --Steve
"The quote list doesn't lie."
1) "You haven't made the quote list since January 14th." --Doug
2) "That's because I've been working." --Steve
2) "That's because I've been working." --Steve
"You don't have to be 65 to lose your pants." --Steve
Tuesday, February 04, 2003
"Did Cab Calloway have a nickname?' --Erich
Monday, February 03, 2003
"The Wailing Wall of Sound." --Sprogway's Pope remark
"I was going to email you to say go fuck yourself, but I couldn't find you in the address book." --Lee
"I once killed a drifter to achieve a Richter." --Sprogway