Friday, February 28, 2003
			  "It's worse than Al Queda--it's 50 Cent." --Chris
			  
			
 
		 
			  Thursday, February 27, 2003
			  "It's like milk jerky." --Sprogway
			  
			
 
		 
		  
		 
			
			  1) "What's another word for thief?" --Erich
2) "Clear Channel." --Doug
			  
			
 
		 
			  2) "Clear Channel." --Doug
Wednesday, February 26, 2003
			  "Or, he can take a Glenema." --Sprogway
			  
			
 
		 
			  Tuesday, February 25, 2003
			  "Let me tell you, jail exists for a reason." --Erich
			  
			
 
		 
			  Sunday, February 23, 2003
			  "I got my Harry Knowles caught in my zipper once." --Erich
			  
			
 
		 
			  Wednesday, February 19, 2003
			  "Jews shouldn't be rewiring anything." --Lee
			  
			
 
		 
		  
		 
			
			  "So Dave, we've got TV Guides coming out of our ass." --Lee
			  
			
 
		 
		  
		 
			
			  "Carpal Tun-Lee." --Sprogway
			  
			
 
		 
		  
		 
			
			  "He said she has a nice ass. I assume he's talking about her mule." --Erich
			  
			
 
		 
			  Monday, February 17, 2003
			  "Any sort of jerky is fun." --Sprogway
			  
			
 
		 
		  
		 
			
			  "If I wasn't working here I'd probably wouldn't be here." --Sprogway
			  
			
 
		 
		  
		 
			
			  "Stay there and take it." --Lee
			  
			
 
		 
		  
		 
			
			  "The Frontier Fax." --Sprogway
			  
			
 
		 
			  Thursday, February 13, 2003
			  "Is this Toto? I love this song!" --Heather
			  
			
 
		 
			  Tuesday, February 11, 2003
			  "What, do you have a paper route?" --Doug
			  
			
 
		 
		  
		 
			
			  "You're the Martha Graham of Premiere." --Lee
			  
			
 
		 
		  
		 
			
			  "You might want to clean your phone after I'm done with this." --Heather
			  
			
 
		 
			  Monday, February 10, 2003
			  "He's gonna have Dr. John Surgery." --Sprogway
			  
			
 
		 
			  Friday, February 07, 2003
			  "My bitter hatred for everyone is the only thing that keeps my heart pumping blood." --Steve
			  
			
 
		 
		  
		 
			
			  "There's a girl Azar and another boy Azar?" --Heather
			  
			
 
		 
		  
		 
			
			  1) "I'm so sick of winter." --Azar
2) "If there's a dirty bomb it'll warm up." --Sprogway
			  
			
 
		 
			  2) "If there's a dirty bomb it'll warm up." --Sprogway
Wednesday, February 05, 2003
			  "Trenton makes, LeBron takes." --Steve
			  
			
 
		 
		  
		 
			
			  "The quote list doesn't lie."
			  
			
 
		 
		  
		 
			
			  1) "You haven't made the quote list since January 14th." --Doug
2) "That's because I've been working." --Steve
			  
			
 
		 
		  
		 
			2) "That's because I've been working." --Steve
			  "You don't have to be 65 to lose your pants." --Steve
			  
			
 
		 
			  Tuesday, February 04, 2003
			  "Did Cab Calloway have a nickname?' --Erich
			  
			
 
		 
			  Monday, February 03, 2003
			  "The Wailing Wall of Sound." --Sprogway's Pope remark
			  
			
 
		 
		  
		 
			
			  "I was going to email you to say go fuck yourself, but I couldn't find you in the address book." --Lee
			  
			
 
		 
		  
		 
			
			  "I once killed a drifter to achieve a Richter." --Sprogway