Wednesday, April 30, 2003
"Hot and spicy, just like Glen." --Andrew
Tuesday, April 29, 2003
"Never-underestimate the vaule of a long-snapper." --Andrew
Friday, April 25, 2003
"So make some calls and unjack it." --Ira
Wednesday, April 23, 2003
"The Easter Bunny made an obscene gesture at me on Saturday." --Heather
"Aren't you glad you're not me?" --Erich
Tuesday, April 22, 2003
"Bobby Bonilla is an emotional vampire." --Steve
"Sprogway's desk is like the Staten Island of the office." --Steve
Monday, April 21, 2003
1) "How big was it Lee?" --Doug
2) "It was mouse size." --Lee
2) "It was mouse size." --Lee
Friday, April 18, 2003
"You guys would do really well on the Newlywed Game." --Doug on Steve and Schulps
"Sal, if you spend three hours in a courtroom, you'll be a defendant." --Schulps
Friday, April 11, 2003
"Stevie Ray, are you taking a number-two on Finch?" --Doug
Thursday, April 10, 2003
1) "Hot damn." --Sprogway
2) "Did you just say hot damn?" --Andrew
3) "I think you've said hot diggity.' --Doug
4) "How do you spell diggity?" --Doug
5) "D-I-doubly G-I-T-Y." --Sprogway
2) "Did you just say hot damn?" --Andrew
3) "I think you've said hot diggity.' --Doug
4) "How do you spell diggity?" --Doug
5) "D-I-doubly G-I-T-Y." --Sprogway
1) "I gotta give out better vibes. I gotta get more manly." --Alan
1) "That's A-L-A-N." --Alan, making sure his first entry in the quote list was spelled correctly
1) "That's A-L-A-N." --Alan, making sure his first entry in the quote list was spelled correctly
Tuesday, April 08, 2003
"Wow, what a great looking casket." --Doug
"Your father was your uncle." --Sprogway
Monday, April 07, 2003
"I'm not that smart." --Lee
Friday, April 04, 2003
1) "If you guys were on fire, I'd cross the street to piss on you." --Erich
2) "I wouldn't need to cross the street." --Sprogway
2) "I wouldn't need to cross the street." --Sprogway
"I'm just trying to get my mind around women's dress sizes." --Erich
"Sprogway, eat fresh." --Steve
Thursday, April 03, 2003
"What kind of meat are you pulling tonight?" --Doug
"I can see that nose going into a troth." --Sprogway
1) "I had dinner with Dave Steinfeld last week." --Sal
2) "Speaking of African immigrants." --Steve
2) "Speaking of African immigrants." --Steve
Wednesday, April 02, 2003
1) "I'm going to be here until the cows come home." --Steve
2) "Moooooo." --Lee
2) "Moooooo." --Lee
"She's excited for the Inside Word and I can't blame her." --Chris
"I'm manipulating like a fiend." --Andrew
Tuesday, April 01, 2003
"I think Lee is an adonis." --Doug