Wednesday, December 31, 2003
"Ira's house is the new Times Square." --Andrew
"Cris Kirkwood is acting out all my fantasies." --Erich
Tuesday, December 30, 2003
"You can't have a steak, you can't wash it down with a bucket of ephedra. What kind of fucking world do we live in?" --lee
"I've got feelings too. I'm not some kind of robot." --Erich
"You know, Celine Dion's entire career is suspect." --Erich
1) "Chris, do you want that Dean guy to come back?" --Doug
2) "Yeah, I could actually use a backrub." --Chris
2) "Yeah, I could actually use a backrub." --Chris
"Erich left and left his brain with me." --Doug
Monday, December 29, 2003
"I guess there's a worse way to earn a living." --Erich
Monday, December 22, 2003
"The asshole alert has just been raised to red." --Lee
"Stay the intercourse." --Lee
"Nothing like that new fault-line smell." --Sprogway
"Kansas City smells like cow." --Sprogway
"My brother has a great toilet." --Doug
Friday, December 19, 2003
1) "Oh, these are 75% cotton." --Doug
2) "And 100% gay." --Steve
2) "And 100% gay." --Steve
1) "When I grow out, I want to be Aretha Franklin." --Steve
2) "Steve is the new Aretha Franklin." --Andrew
3) "I like my Aretha's big." --Doug
4) "R-E-S-P-E-C-T, come on bring my lunch to me." --Sprogway
2) "Steve is the new Aretha Franklin." --Andrew
3) "I like my Aretha's big." --Doug
4) "R-E-S-P-E-C-T, come on bring my lunch to me." --Sprogway
"I won't buy a drink tonight for anyone in a burka." --Chris
"In 20 years, country acts will all look like Mudvayne." --Sprogway
"It's like a barber's dream in there." --Andrew on Rev. Al and Alltmont in the same studio
"There's the right way and there's the Sprogway." --Andrew
Thursday, December 18, 2003
"Anything that hasn't been down Sal's pants is good enough for me." --Heather
"The difference between porn and art is whipped merinque." --Sprogway
Wednesday, December 17, 2003
"I work weekends, thank God." --McCann
"Dr. [Sammy] Davis is good because he'll keep an eye out for you." --Sprogway
Tuesday, December 16, 2003
"Around here nothing gets old...except Ira." --Lee
"Why go to the Bahamas and hang out with these clowns?" --Erich
Monday, December 15, 2003
"I'm fucking lazy, that's what I am." --Andrew
"I got in touch with my inner-Vinnie." --Sprogway
Thursday, December 11, 2003
"Joe, I'm not laughing at you, I just know every word you're saying." --Andrew
Wednesday, December 10, 2003
"Where's your corsage, Heather?" --Jamila
"Are you gonna go for the shoeshine with happy ending?" --Sprogway
"I'm wearing pants with a fly button instead of a zipper. I wanted to force my own hand." --Sprogway
"Premiere could throw a party in a liquor store and it still wouldn't be open bar." --Chris
Tuesday, December 09, 2003
"Ooh, I smell toast." --Sprogway
"I just caught a whiff of something weird. It might be my hand." --Doug
Monday, December 08, 2003
"We've turned that horrible moment from years ago into a positive for you." --Bob Buchman
"If Vinnie ever tells you something in confidence, you can expect to hear the word twat." --Doug
"My favorite three letter word is ben." --Doug
"People in Cleveland lie." --Sprogway
"I needed somewhere to put my ass." --Donna
Friday, December 05, 2003
"Herb's not a hunk." --Azar
"G.G. Allen--he's also the only other person I know who would eat his own shit." --Alltmont
"There's like 10 guys. They're the Earth, Wind and Fire of metal." --Doug
"I want to be the John Wilkes Booth of that Presidents Club." --Joe
Wednesday, December 03, 2003
"People out there are so horrible" --Erich
"Raphael Jimenez doesn't suck." --Jen
"John, if I see turkey testicles, I'm all over that." --Lee
"Hey, they can fuck me, but not my wife." --Joe
"[Azar] is the Rodney Dangerfield of MJI." --Jamila
Tuesday, December 02, 2003
"Maybe they'll blow our minds and give us a big fucking raise." --Doug
"Everyone has been in jail in my family except my mother." --Erich
Monday, December 01, 2003
"I'm always up for betting on babies." --Sprogway
