Friday, January 30, 2004
"A moreo cookie." --Schulps
Thursday, January 29, 2004
"New Jersey is the new Pakistan." --Steve
"I'm in love with this yogurt." --Doug
Wednesday, January 28, 2004
"Strip down and oil yourself up Sal." --Lee
"The spirit of Steve lives in me." --Sprogway
Tuesday, January 27, 2004
"It's always easier to give up." --Doug
"If I had a body like that, I could get through." --Sal
Monday, January 26, 2004
"One of the things my father taught me was never get in the trunk." --Chris
"You guys don't like the science I'm dropping on you." --Erich
"I had a dog fart on me last night." --Erich
"Is there a difference between naked and nude?" --Erich
Friday, January 23, 2004
"We'd have him in if we could raise him from the dead." --Steve
"Dying is the new living." --Steve
"He's got a lot of time on his hands since he doesn't push the sausage anymore." --Sprogway
"I think they did it because they know no one would listen to me." --Erich
Thursday, January 22, 2004
"Thank God for for Premiere News and Prep." --Erich
"I'm not the gumshoe here." --Erich
"I'm strapping it on and looking in Cullen's drawers." --Heather
"I just don't find pleasure in the things I used to do." --Erich
"He joined the President Reagan club." --Steve
Wednesday, January 21, 2004
"I just got a friend from my email." --Steve
"Are they pills or are they pillis?" --Lee
"Is there anything you won't do, Erich?" --Joe
Tuesday, January 20, 2004
"If you think somebody's senile, they probably are." --McCann
Friday, January 16, 2004
"I've got cowdar." --Doug
"Don't you know how to use Google Heather?" --Erich
Thursday, January 15, 2004
1) "She couldn't possibly be a bee-yotch." --Erich
2) "And he couldn't possibly be gay." --Sprogway on Mark Anthony
2) "And he couldn't possibly be gay." --Sprogway on Mark Anthony
"I don't think you take care of your back end as well as I do." --Erich
Tuesday, January 13, 2004
"I feel like I'm talking to someone defending their horse." --McCann
"I couldn't be happier. I don't know what you're talking about." --Doug
"Yeah Mike, you're just a big ol' fuckin' blabbermouth." --Lee
"I'm a bit anal." --Sal
"Westwood One can't say, 'We have Sal Cirrincione, we have Mike McCann.' They have shit down there." --McCann
"I believe this Cannonball Run III was just kind of slapped together." --Erich
"For Hall & Oates, the wrists aren't limp." --Sprogway
Monday, January 12, 2004
"Chris, come here--Glen has a different perspective." --Ira
"I used to think that athletes should retire, but now I think they should play until they just drop dead." --Lee
Friday, January 09, 2004
"When do babies start making poo-poo?" --Erich
1) "Bronze tarnishes." --Doug
2) "Nothing could tarnish this working experience." --Sprogway
2) "Nothing could tarnish this working experience." --Sprogway
Thursday, January 08, 2004
"You know, she's a mensch, that Norah Jones." --Lee
"Glen is a wonderful man." --Sprogway
"I don't trust any man who waxes himself that much." --Sprogway
Wednesday, January 07, 2004
"I think my mom got ahold of it. Fuck you mom." --Erich
Tuesday, January 06, 2004
"Fuck the quote book." --Lee
"Did I tell you guys that I bought a switchblade New Year's Eve?" --Erich
Monday, January 05, 2004
"I could just stick it in the yogurt and lick it off." --Heather
"dave, do you need your butt diapered too?" --Joe