Friday, February 27, 2004
1) "We're setting up people for a shitload of disappointment." --Doug
2) "Like that isn't every day here." --Steve
2) "Like that isn't every day here." --Steve
Thursday, February 26, 2004
1) "I tell you, we're on a roll this month." --Steve
2) "That's cause it's sweeps month." --Sprogway
2) "That's cause it's sweeps month." --Sprogway
"You hold your pen like a normal person, I hold it like a caveman." --Sprogway
1) "They're pros out there." --Sprogway
2) "And you're saying we're not?" --Steve
2) "And you're saying we're not?" --Steve
1) "You took an art class?" --Doug
2) "Yeah, and now I'm a homeowner--what about it?" --Sprogway
2) "Yeah, and now I'm a homeowner--what about it?" --Sprogway
"Thank God I'm the king of nostolgia." --McCann
Tuesday, February 24, 2004
"Girls still let Arsenio Hall fuck them?" --Erich
"Hey Joe, how's the baby going?" --Ira
"He's got a hell of a grip." --Sprogway on Prince
"You're going to laissez your shorts." --Lee
"Turkey is a vessel for other things." --Lee
"I run a lot...okay, that's a lie." --Steve
Monday, February 23, 2004
1) "I've got something for you Lee." --Erich
2) "Oh goody goody!" -- Lee
2) "Oh goody goody!" -- Lee
"I have a friend named Long-Gone John." --Sprogway
"Do you want to help me write a letter to my congressman?" --Erich
"I'm a wild man. No woman can pin me down." --Erich
1) "Can we be invited to the second wedding?" --Heather
2) "I'm not that dumb." --Erich
2) "I'm not that dumb." --Erich
1) "What will I do without Canova?" --Ira
2) "You'll have to find another place in Manhattan that sells salad." --Doug
2) "You'll have to find another place in Manhattan that sells salad." --Doug
Friday, February 20, 2004
"You want a coupon for Tampax?" --Heather
"It's gotta be tough being J.C. Chasez." --Erich
"That's probably the most famous warmth I've ever inherited." --Sprogway
Thursday, February 19, 2004
"Hey, you guys want to meet my ex-wife?" --Erich
"Maurice DeOld." --Sprogway
"I'm the idiot, Steve." --Sprogway
Wednesday, February 18, 2004
"Bitter, cheap, good looking cans." --McCann
"I am a dumbass." --Andrew
"Big Bucks Burnett is the new Bob Sacamano." --Doug
"Who's more no-faced than Mohammed?" --Steve
1) "Want some candy little girl?" --Sprogway
2) "I don't get excited very often." --Heather
3) "Even for you Sprogway, that's creepy." --Steve
2) "I don't get excited very often." --Heather
3) "Even for you Sprogway, that's creepy." --Steve
Tuesday, February 17, 2004
1) "Oh man, they would fuckin' fill that place for Journey." --Doug
2) "You want to get intimate with Journey?" --Steve
2) "You want to get intimate with Journey?" --Steve
1) "Sprague is the new Ozzy." --Andrew
2) "Sprozzy." --Doug
2) "Sprozzy." --Doug
Monday, February 16, 2004
"My uncle had that after he was shot in the face." --Steve
"In defense of Fred Durst." --Erich
Friday, February 13, 2004
1) "Heather is the root of all evil." --Sprogway
2) "Heather is the new evil?" --Doug
2) "Heather is the new evil?" --Doug
"There's no immodium for in-grown nails." --Steve
"Sprogway's keyboard is the new Afghanistan." --Andrew
"This day sucks because every day sucks." --Doug
"Ooh, I forgot that I had a sandwich in my pocket." --Erich
"They should give out those paychecks at the end of the day, 'cause I don't feel like working anymore." --Joe
Thursday, February 12, 2004
"All you're smelling is the natural hot dog." --Steve
"All you're smelling is the natural hot dog." --Steve
"Jack White is the new Dave Schulps." --Steve
Wednesday, February 11, 2004
"Don't play coy with me Scholz." --Heather
Tuesday, February 10, 2004
"No one should stand on line for vegatables." --Steve
Monday, February 09, 2004
"You can't go wrong with a monkey." --Steve
"Everybody wants to be Betty White, but no one is." --Steve
Sunday, February 08, 2004
"I'm gonna pull a Maurice on your ass." --Doug
"A guy with a stroke sounds better than the Strokes." --Erich
"I think all that Virgil's is giving me Chiccorea." --Erich
"You guys are conspiracy theorists." --Chris
"Atilla the Hun is easy-going compared to Steven Carthy." --Schulps
"It was like an Andrew sneeze coming out of a buttocks." --Sprogway
Thursday, February 05, 2004
"Dave Schulps is the new Susan Lucci." --Steve
"He's not a thrower, he's a caster." --Steve, as Joe Namath, on Les Claypool
"Billy Squier is the new Sublime." --Sprogway
Wednesday, February 04, 2004
"I have a friend named Big Bucks Burnett." --Erich
"My life is never going to be miserable." --Erich
