Friday, April 30, 2004
"Are you guys Donna Summer fans? Isn't that a little Marvin?" --Jamila
Wednesday, April 28, 2004
"I'm not in denial, I'm in de-lazy." --Doug
Tuesday, April 27, 2004
"You can poke me with anything you want." --Joe to Heather
Friday, April 23, 2004
"I went out with a lot of hotties in high school." --Azar
"It's like the Queen Reynolds." --Doug
"I'm no David Hasselhoff."--Steve "Tempe" Reynolds
1) "They were a clean up crew? What did they cleanup?" --Heather
2) "They cleaned up messes." --Erich
2) "They cleaned up messes." --Erich
Wednesday, April 21, 2004
"He says he's a gypsy, but he just seemed German to me." --Sprogway
"It's a McCannapalooza!" --Sprogway
Tuesday, April 20, 2004
"For a 90-year-old woman, she's kind of cute." --Sprogway on Loretta Lynn
"Heather, John Weber will be your best friend forever." --Ira
Monday, April 19, 2004
"Schmuley Botox, he's the rabbi with the big lips." --Lee
"I can't be diabetic because I can't afford it." --Lee
Friday, April 16, 2004
"The urinals looked gorgeous." --Doug
Thursday, April 15, 2004
"Erich, you're 17 minutes away from JC Chasez heaven." --Ira
"We need new celebrities." --Lee
"F, F, like fuck you." --Lee
Wednesday, April 14, 2004
"I like a tasty cream-filling." --Sprogway
"I got 100 percent. I'm really smart." --Doug
Tuesday, April 13, 2004
"Trying to get onto the sexual harrassment thing makes me want to beat up women." --Lee
"Take me out of here Jesus."--Erich
Monday, April 12, 2004
"Azar is my muse." --Erich
"I knew he was a special boy when he misspelled his own name." --Doug
"The art capital of the Northeast, Asbury park." --Sprogway
"Holy shit, you look like Andy Gibb!" --Doug, to Erich
Friday, April 09, 2004
"Vinnie and Calvin are the retarted Starsky & Hutch." --Joe
Thursday, April 08, 2004
"That's a ringtone that just says, 'Asshole.'" --Lee
"I've been poked and prodded by an extraordinarily gay man." --Sprogway
"Steve, you have a lot of anger." --Azar
"I can see you singing 'Eternal Flame.'" --Azar
Wednesday, April 07, 2004
"It's either ruin my back or be a midget." --Steve
Tuesday, April 06, 2004
"I'm happy to buy Nixon postage stamps because it means he's dead and he can't come back." --McCann
"I would snake shit through a pipe." --Sprogway
"Texas has a lot of hot women on death row." --Erich
"I think Lichstein's bringing in some flunky." --Alan
"Which is more important, your iPod or your crackpot?" --Andrew
"I guess if you like that kind of thing, they'll be giving you more of it." --Sprogway
Monday, April 05, 2004
"You can't get a good angle in the butt." --Sprogway
"Get the right staples because there are wrong staples." --Erich
"I have some advice--don't wear Ferragamo shoes." --Lee, on his rabbi's advice
"For a hundred bucks he'd marry anyone, anyway." --lee
"Joe Wills is the new Andrew Richter." --Team
Sunday, April 04, 2004
"You don't want Glen on your ass." --James
Friday, April 02, 2004
"That's a nice little package of stuff." --Sprogway to Joe
Thursday, April 01, 2004
"You sound like Tone Loc." --Doug to Spragoway
"When you see Doug, we have to have a three-way." --Ira
