Friday, May 28, 2004
"Steve's gonna get all drunk and solve the problem of God." --Steve
"I touched an extraordinary amount of subway." --Doug
Thursday, May 27, 2004
"It's her birthday today, actually. I supposed I could have called her at 5:00 a.m. and said, 'Happy birthday...cunt!'" --Alltmont on his ex
"Has the feel of a suicide pact whenever we do that." --Sprogway
Wednesday, May 26, 2004
"I'm hip again." --Joe
1) "When you bring out the Hellman's..." --Sprogway
2) "You bring out the homeless." --Joe
2) "You bring out the homeless." --Joe
"What's Doug's anger about?" --Joe
"I've got to open the window a litle bit. My anger is making me hot." --Doug
Tuesday, May 25, 2004
"Five dollars for a water? You couldn't find something in the garbage for cheaper?" --Lee
"You can't spell special without Sal." --Andrew
"Meat loaf can't leak." --Lee
Monday, May 24, 2004
"Ich bein ein Hawaiian." --Lee
"What's up with that nose? I just thought it was just a crease in the page." --Doug
Friday, May 21, 2004
"Snowflakes are really weird." --Erich
Thursday, May 20, 2004
"You're like the Johnny Appleseed of phone cords." --McCann
"Are you interviewing the 5 Blind Boys of Alabama?" --Lee
Wednesday, May 19, 2004
"Glen invented masturbation." --Steve
"New Zealand is what America needs to do to Delaware." --Andrew
1) "What's the smallest thing I could throw at you without hurting anyone else?" --Steve
2) "Doug." --Erich
2) "Doug." --Erich
"I think you need a Cullen-oscopy." --Steve
"Is that a wig?" --Sprogway on Ian Wills
Tuesday, May 18, 2004
"Punky Brewster was the shit, man!" --Doug
"Who will get married first? Azar or the Hal Cool 9000?" --Steve
"It's getting to a point where I'll be able to fly a kite in here." --Joe
Monday, May 17, 2004
"I eat in a lot of places that most people wouldn't." --Sprogway
"I guess I could have inseminated a woman when I was 13." --Erich
"Blood turns brown. Cherry stays cherry." --Krehley
"Why is there blood on the air conditioner?" --Doug
Friday, May 14, 2004
"Oh, and Bumbrey is just Mister Fuckin' Excitement, right?" --Sprogway
Thursday, May 13, 2004
"You've seen The Figgs before, right?" --Lee to Steve
"By the time I get married, that song will be on CBS-FM." --Heather on "I Believe In a Thing Called Love"
Wednesday, May 12, 2004
"Tom Jones might not even live until tomorrow!" --Lee
"I have trouble seeing Doug engaged in fuckwadery." --Sprogway
"Why is asshole and fuckwad the same thing?" --Lee
Tuesday, May 11, 2004
"You go Krehley on their ass!" --Steve
"I haven't felt this miserable since yesterday." --Doug
"Give your finger a workout." --Steve
"Who's a better drummer, Meg White or Karen Carpenter...now?" --Doug
"I'm a girl, I'm eating it, I don't care." --Heather
1) "I made onion soup last night and I don't know why." --Sprogway
2) "Okay, Fran Healy." --Doug
2) "Okay, Fran Healy." --Doug
Monday, May 10, 2004
"You can eat anything if you put your mind to it." --Lee
"Does he have an appetite for life like me?" --Erich
Friday, May 07, 2004
"Orthodox is the new trucker's hat." --Sprogway
Thursday, May 06, 2004
"Batting third, English Leather." --Lee
"It's Sprog-may." --Sprogway
"Meat Loaf Aday? Isn't that Steve's new diet?" --Andrew
"Have you ever smelled that guy?" --Doug
"You get respect from the waist up." --Sprogway
"They understood that they were in a battle." --Doug on his pigeons
Wednesday, May 05, 2004
"Doug is my crack dealer." --Steve
"I look really good in a white, witch dress." --Steve
Tuesday, May 04, 2004
1) "When you get pissed, people laugh." --Doug to Erich
2) "You're the Wile E. Coyote of this office." --Sprogway
2) "You're the Wile E. Coyote of this office." --Sprogway
Monday, May 03, 2004
"Greg Maddux stole a base?" --Steve
"You can't have Leibowitz without the Lee." --Sprogway
1) "I'm wearing this one sock with no elastic at all--fucking pisses me off." --Doug
2) "That was the most unnecessary sentence I've ever heard." --Steve
2) "That was the most unnecessary sentence I've ever heard." --Steve
