Wednesday, June 30, 2004
"I think I'm going to cry." --Aaron the intern
"Who knows what the fuck he does, ever?" --Andrew on Ira
"He doesn't like the texture of peanut butter. He doesn't like the flavor of work." --Doug
Tuesday, June 29, 2004
1) "I fucking hate peanut butter." --Sprogway
2) "Fuck you!" --Doug
2) "Fuck you!" --Doug
"What we need is some staff that can keep their mouths closedabout nonsense." --Ira
Friday, June 25, 2004
"It's official, she's getting fat." --Andrew on Britney
"It's got the Weisman all up in it." --Heather
"I don't remember the last thing I said." --Heather
"I'm jumping on the Azar bandwagon." --Mike Lichstein
"If you buy anything at F.Y.E., you're an asshole." --Erich
Wednesday, June 23, 2004
"Once you get in there it's like, 'Choose your own c-section.'" --Erich
"You know Doug, today might be a day where I need a candy bar." --Steve
Tuesday, June 22, 2004
"I can sink my teeth into Sal." --Sprogway
"Azar is the office assburger." --Doug/Erich
"Hey, have you ever heard of assburger syndrome?" --Erich
"Hillar Duff is a dwarf, so if you like dating Hillary Duff, you like dating dwarves." --Erich
"You know, you're an idiot. Have I said that already?" --Lee on the phone
Friday, June 18, 2004
"Is that the Sprog-we?" --Andrew, referring to the general Sprogway
Thursday, June 17, 2004
"He was the Lemmy to our Motorhead.' --Steve about Sprogway
"That's a nice package you've got there." --McCann to Chuck Negron
"Owen Wilson is going to added to my 'do not resuscitate' list." --Erich
Wednesday, June 16, 2004
"There's no reason to fly down to Florida to get fucked." --Ira
Tuesday, June 15, 2004
"Who's on the 9th floor? Girls. Girls are not going to hang out with us." --Erich
Sunday, June 13, 2004
"Weak and useless are different." --Ira
Friday, June 11, 2004
"Oh you're back...I never expected this to happen." --Doug
Thursday, June 10, 2004
"I hope our health plan covers encephalitis." --Doug
"Hold on a second...Joe, you moving to Nashville?" --Lee, while on the phone
"How about an umbrella hat so my hands can be free for other things...like slitting my wrists?" --Doug
"They're not working in there? Are they?" --Danno
Tuesday, June 08, 2004
"He's the Juan Valdez of rock n' roll." --McCann on Jesse Colin Young
"Letters to Cleo, motherfucker! Yeah!" --Steve
Monday, June 07, 2004
"So this homeless guy has taken a shine to me in my neighborhood." --Erich
Friday, June 04, 2004
"Why buy the Steve when you can have the milk for free." --Joe
"Go get me diet cokes, asshole." --Steve to Joe
"You've been in touch with Sal, right?" --Ira to Steve
Thursday, June 03, 2004
"People love opening cans." --Lee
"The levee broke! Robert Plant was right!" --Sprogway
Wednesday, June 02, 2004
1) "If that's Joe's finest hour, I'd like to see his worst hour." --Azar
2) "We've seen it, a coma." --Steve
2) "We've seen it, a coma." --Steve
"She's here to see Tigger. There was a guy named Mark to see John Lennon." --McCann
"The methadone of cashews." --Steve
"Andrew dissed my nuts." --Sprogway
"Have you ever had a doggie biscuit? They don't taste like what they say they'll taste like." --Erich
Tuesday, June 01, 2004
"I think gorillas should be a la carte." --Sprogway
"I was actually online looking at chimpanzees." --Erich
