Friday, July 30, 2004
"It's just penis." --Andrew
"I got old balls." --Sprogway on his falafel balls
"I know what a nuisance is." --Azar
Thursday, July 29, 2004
1) "Sprague's resurrection is better than K-Rock's."--Doug
2) "Sprog-erection." --Sprogway
2) "Sprog-erection." --Sprogway
"Chuck E. Cheese ruined my ability to do standing front flips." --Aaron the intern
Wednesday, July 28, 2004
"Alternative rock fans need their news. Who's gonna bring it to 'em, you?" --Doug
1) "What's the difference between the floor and Sprague's desk?" --Andrew
2) "The floor is cleaner." --Doug
2) "The floor is cleaner." --Doug
"The Pillsbury Dough Boy is sacred to me." --Azar
"That's what I do...I beat the shit out of my meat." --Doug
"He has a little bit of that fetus look about him." --Sprogway
"I didn't know how to tie a tie before this trip--I had to print out directions off the internet." --Aaron
Monday, July 26, 2004
"I went to journalism school for four years so I could write about Ben Affleck's back hair." --Lee
"I don't like to go off on a tangent at work." --McCann
Friday, July 23, 2004
"I used to be the back-up board op for Howard Stern, and now I'm doing Glenn Hollis. If anybody wants to cut my nuts off, be my guest." --Cullen
"Would you do some work?" --Lee to Erich
Thursday, July 22, 2004
"Don't be knocking the chai, motherfucker." --Steve
"Except for being dead, I'm just like John Candy." --Steve
"Sauerkraut clearly needs a pig." --lee
"How many fat people endorse things?" --Lee
Wednesday, July 21, 2004
"I'll remember you on Secretary's Day." --Doug to Steve
"I'm always the last one to swallow." --Heather
"I never thought I'd hear somebody say, 'Erich, I have no idea what you're talking about.'" --Lee
Tuesday, July 20, 2004
"Clamato sounds like a sexually transmitted disease." --Erich
"Let me get the little woman." --Sprogway on Heather
"The guy's a Buddhist, how much of a prick could he be?" --Doug
Monday, July 19, 2004
"The bitch was doin' 'Desperado.'" --McCann
"I guess they figure whenever four attractive foreign women show up, it's for you." --Sprogway on Steve getting the Sahara Hot Nights call
Friday, July 16, 2004
"People are fucking bums." --Sprogway
"You know what I forgot to complain about yesterday?" --Steve
"I call this irritainment." --Erich
"If you're in Bay Ridge, it's probably not by choice." --Steve
"I can take an intelligent crack whore." --Sprogway
Thursday, July 15, 2004
"I'm kicking field goals Sprague, I can't do everything." --Doug
"My cousin is married to an absolute moron." --McCann
"They're from here...somewhere...Earth." --Doug on Otep
Tuesday, July 13, 2004
"I think I might have to go and have some unprotected sex this weekend." --Steve
Monday, July 12, 2004
"Why was this blubber being bloated?" --McCann
"I'd rather go fuck a goat, I tell ya." --Steve
Friday, July 09, 2004
"I don't think I'm gonna go to (sigh) Olive Garden, man. I'm not a big fan." --Aaron the intern
Thursday, July 08, 2004
"My favorite one is air-working." --Joe
"I gave birth. I gave birth to a baby rock." --Rafael
"His mom keeps bothering him." --Doug, explaining Erich's "fuck"
"How do you spell Premiere?" --Chris
Wednesday, July 07, 2004
"You need more ribuflavin in your diet, especially you." --Doug to Sprogway
"You get a press release and sometimes you get blown away by it." --McCann
"Please, a little respect for Doug." --Erich
"I'll give him some relaxation." --Donna on Duane
Tuesday, July 06, 2004
"You can't have it all without Alltmont." --Sprogway
"He defines XS to me." --Lee on Schulps regarding his initials
Friday, July 02, 2004
"My dad's friend got punched by a monkey." --Doug
Thursday, July 01, 2004
"I don't know the difference between a fuckin' goat and a sheep." --Doug
"Fuck Europe." --Lee
1) "Take me down to the Wildwood City." --Doug
2) "Where the grass is green and everybody looks like Vinnie." --Steve
2) "Where the grass is green and everybody looks like Vinnie." --Steve
