Thursday, September 30, 2004
"Be careful, you're not getting any younger." --Sprogway
"My socks match my outfit, I am so gay." --Joe
"I don't think the mildew is coming from you." --Heather to Sprogway
Tuesday, September 28, 2004
"Donna's on her way back from an interview, Erich's on his way to jail." --Ira
Monday, September 27, 2004
"Kimberly Locke solo dates. Hubba hubba." --Sprogway
"That's probably just a nice way of saying she'll be living in the street." --Doug, on Courtney Love hiting the road
Friday, September 24, 2004
"I cannot wait for Sal to go to the bathroom on Monday." --Steve
"I wish every day could be like this, but with eating." --Doug
"you weren't here, but your desk was." --Doug
Thursday, September 23, 2004
"I saw her on the Emmy Awards and she looks like a rhesus monkey." --Lee on Marlo Thomas
"The world is my toilet." --Sprogway
"I saw a lady throw her Happy Meal at a bus." --Duane
Wednesday, September 22, 2004
"Heather Statenatto." --Doug
Tuesday, September 21, 2004
"I forgot to wear deodorant, and I took off my shirt and I thought I smell sweet." --Erich
"I enjoy these antics." --Izzy
"Joe-ca-cola." --Sprogway
"Doug's mom is just like Doug." --Doug
Monday, September 20, 2004
"It's a good thing he doesn't have three legs." --Doug
"My father's name is Lynn and mine isn't. Pretty deep, huh?" --Sprogway
"It looked a little like a bronze booger." --Joe
1) "Erich, you didn't do anything embarrassing?" --Doug
2) "I don't know." --Erich
2) "I don't know." --Erich
Friday, September 17, 2004
"The earth is a planet." --Steve
"Giving them democracy is like sending Stevie Wonder to the optometrist." --McCann
Thursday, September 16, 2004
"I must have a bladder of steel." --Heather
"You just do it right. Take a 6-pack and a depends." --Lee
"The world's gone global." --Erich
"I don't want to talk to anyone named Pierre anyway." --Sprogway
Wednesday, September 15, 2004
"Here comes the burn." --Joe at the urinal
"Baked Cheetos? This is the best thing ever!" --Doug
"Why does everybody want to get married?" --Jamila
Tuesday, September 14, 2004
"I didn't see emptiness anywhere." --Sprogway
"I'm listening to Van Halen. It makes me feel very bad about myself." --Izzy
Monday, September 13, 2004
"You don't understand--I don't get lucky." --Sal
"When I was little I didn't know they were Laurel and Hardy. I always called them Fatty and Skinny." --Erich
"He's like a flesh cube." --Erich
"He's so fat, he's like square." --Doug
"Look at him crack the whip on the orphans." --Duane on Ira
"War is gay." --Sprogway
Friday, September 10, 2004
"Can you find 'Muskrat Love' for me?" --Sprogway
1) "Zager and Evans. How do you spell that?" --Doug
2) "Z-A-G-E-R-A-N-D-..." --Sprogway
2) "Z-A-G-E-R-A-N-D-..." --Sprogway
"Let go of Paul Anka." --Ira to McCann
Thursday, September 09, 2004
1) "Think of a liquid I don't like." --Steve
2) "Mushrooms." --Sprogway
2) "Mushrooms." --Sprogway
"Too drunk...talk about an oxymoron." --Sprogway
"Barry White is like the Filet-O-Fish." --McCann
Wednesday, September 08, 2004
"Just in case you were wondering, it is time to get ill -- here's Third Eye Blind." K-Rock's Julie Slater
"Premiere owns Carson Daly and Premiere owns you." --Ira, to Erich
Tuesday, September 07, 2004
1) "How does a goat's sound differ from a sheep?" --Doug
2) "Its a lot more intense." --Sprogway
3) "It has a lot more on his mind." --Steve
2) "Its a lot more intense." --Sprogway
3) "It has a lot more on his mind." --Steve
"It's such a large amount of hate for such a small little state." --Lee
"The Andrews Sisters must've had talent, 'cause none of 'em were lookers." --Erich
Thursday, September 02, 2004
"Shortwave radio is cool." --Erich
Wednesday, September 01, 2004
"What the fuck? There are no pictures in here?" --Doug
"Extraordinarily gray...steeped in grayness." --Sprogway
"I can't live with fingernails in a box." --Lee
"Something is the Earth, Wind and Fire of something." --Doug
