Tuesday, November 30, 2004
"Are you saying No to Yes just because they're Yes and you can say No?" --Izzy
"You can get drunk and pissy with my wife." --Joe
Monday, November 29, 2004
"For now, Doug will be swallowing for two." --Sprogway
"It's only one joke. If they don't get it, they're not smart enough to listen to my show and they should go fucking kill themselves." --Joe
Wednesday, November 24, 2004
"You seem to know a lot about pigeon shit." --Doug to Heather
"It's never going to go down like that again." --Doug
"You have a sinister way of looking at me." --Azar to Doug
Tuesday, November 23, 2004
"Bon Jovi on something called Ron Artest." --Ira
"Nothing is impossible with Azar." --Andrew
"You kicked this cookie's ass." --Doug
"That used to be true in my family, before they stopped taking their Catholicism so seriously." --Sprogway
Monday, November 22, 2004
"I don't know who's more annoying, Sheryl Crow or Dan Stark." --Lee
1) "Fuck Dan Stark, that's what I say." --Lee
2) "Fucking asshole." --Lee
2) "Fucking asshole." --Lee
"The glasses might break up the monotony of your face." --Sprogway
Friday, November 19, 2004
"A live turkey has no oomph." --Sprogway
Thursday, November 18, 2004
"I pissed a bed or two in my day." --Doug
1) "He can kiss whoever he wants. He has a mandate." --Doug
2) "No, McGreevy has a mandate." --Sprogway
2) "No, McGreevy has a mandate." --Sprogway
1) "I thought you were gonna show me something." --Heather
2) "I don't think I have anything to show." --Sprogway
2) "I don't think I have anything to show." --Sprogway
Wednesday, November 17, 2004
"You really know how to disappoint me, Doug." --Izzy
"I feel confident that I could perform the heimlich on myself." --Erich
"I love potassium." --Sprogway
Tuesday, November 16, 2004
"Advanced Kojakery." --Sprogway
"What other flowers give us good food?" --Sprogway
"I've never been witty" --Azar
Monday, November 15, 2004
1) "It's the two year anniversary of teh Lee theme." --Doug
2) "You know that for a fact? That's sad." --Lee
2) "You know that for a fact? That's sad." --Lee
Friday, November 12, 2004
"Erich can sell this, right?" --Jamila
"There's no betting in the office." --Izzy
"It's JANE!!!" --Michelle
1) "I'm three times bigger than her."--Steve on Mary-Kate Olsen
2) "On the bright side, she's 20-thousand times richer than you." --Sprogway
2) "On the bright side, she's 20-thousand times richer than you." --Sprogway
"If I had Steve's beard and Sprogway's hair, I'd be the perfect man." --Izzy
"Am I the best looking man here?" --Izzy
"All you really have to do is kill him and eat his brain." --Sprogway
Thursday, November 11, 2004
"You don't need a hat, you need hair." --Lee to Glen
"I enjoy a life that is unfettered by conflict."--Erich
"I don't mean to be a sausage pusher." --Steve
Wednesday, November 10, 2004
"I don't think I've ever been Wills." --Doug
"You'll be here late, but you're probably running a prono ring." --Krehley to Steve
"Australians doing country? I'm not whipping out the didgeridoo." --Steve
"I think they're pre-sucked." --Sprogway
"Steve's my stash man." --Doug
Tuesday, November 09, 2004
"Isn't Testaverde Italian for 'Can't see green?'" --Lee
"Oooh, it's a Norway spruce. That's my favorite kind of spruce." --Doug
Monday, November 08, 2004
"Keep your fucking broccoli out of my macaroni and cheese." --Lee
1) "Sprogway, are you talking about cold weather again?" --Andrew
2) "Yes." --Sprogway
3) "Fuck you." --Andrew
2) "Yes." --Sprogway
3) "Fuck you." --Andrew
"He's feisty when it comes to the salad." --Sprogway
"Gay me up if it gets me a lotta money." --Steve
"See what $100 will do? It'll turn a guy gay." --Doug
"I'll tailor my drinking around your schedule." --Steve
1) "Doug is the smartest man here." --Joe
2) "And all he has to give up is his testicles." --Sprogway
2) "And all he has to give up is his testicles." --Sprogway
"I had a very nerdish day yesterday." --Joe
"You should see me, man, I'm like a hooker!" --Heather
Friday, November 05, 2004
"I'll be on the subway saying, 'Get your back off my pole!'" --Heather
"Those airplanes are bigger than fat people." --Erich
"I'm like a sunset, but in the East." --Steve
"If that was too gay, we could do it again." --Doug
"Ira, can I see your credit card to join the Britney Spears fan club?" --Erich
"Can't people be sincerely nice anymore?" --Izzy
1) "Does shit look like a tomato?" --Izzy
2) "Maybe Steve's does." --Sprogway
2) "Maybe Steve's does." --Sprogway
Thursday, November 04, 2004
"I call him Sweet Raul." --Erich on his jail bitch
"Everyone in my family has been in jail at least twice." --Erich
"Jail is a place you don't want to go to." --Erich
"Time to dust off that alternate identity again." --Sprogway
"I was Erich before Erich was Erich." --Sprogway
"Smogway." --Lee
"What happened to Chris? He's walking like Redd Foxx." --Doug
"I just have to unsheath it." -Sprogway
Wednesday, November 03, 2004
"Guess Steve's problem!" --Lee
"A s long as he doesn't fuck with me, everything will be fine." --Sprogway
"I'm never gonna believe Lee or Jimmy Breslin again." --Erich
Tuesday, November 02, 2004
"If Bush is re-elected and Jeb Bush is elected in 2008, I'm moving to Canada." --Andrew
"I do not live in the valley of the unexamined life." --Erich
"If you gotta eat moose all winter, the munchies is a good thing to have." --Lee
"Be cool, like P.Diddy." --Danny
Monday, November 01, 2004
"You can still get here at 9, Erich." --Ira
"Death is always the greatest professor." --Steve
"My spine is not meningfied." --Sprogway
