Thursday, December 30, 2004
1) "What was that?" --Steve
2) "That was gay, Steve." --Doug
2) "That was gay, Steve." --Doug
"I've been making the move to cast iron." --Andrew
"Pupu platter of death." --Sprogway
"Hey, can I get my fucking pen back?" --Doug
"Were there ever any 3 Dog Night lunchboxes?" --McCann
"He looks like a fucked up Punk Brewster." --Heather
"I'll think of you when I'm in a classroom full of bratty 12 year olds." --Heather
"I can't take this level of excitement." --Ira
"I would put pretty much anything in my mouth." --Sprogway
Wednesday, December 29, 2004
"She said that? She's a fucking funny bitch." --Chris
"You want to clip a quarter? That's fucking fair." --Duane
"Karma's a bitch." --Duane
Monday, December 27, 2004
"Excuse me, you have a staff to look after. I don't" --Sal
Thursday, December 23, 2004
"I'm gayer than Blender." --Steve
Wednesday, December 22, 2004
1) "It's kind of hard to joke when 100,000 people are dead." --Lee
2) "No it's not." --Lee
2) "No it's not." --Lee
"You're moving in with Chris? Why do I have the image of Ernie and Bert?" --Heather
1) "Are we going out with him?" --Joe
2) "I'm not going out with him, he's married." --Steve
2) "I'm not going out with him, he's married." --Steve
"What the fuck, I'm married. I'm supposed to get fat." --Doug
Tuesday, December 21, 2004
"Doug is the master of putting it in the hole." --Steve
"Alfred Molina couldn't hold Topol's jock." --Doug
"Is this week your last day?" --Doug
"You guys are just jealous you don't have meat hearts." --Erich
"I'll go. I just have to go home and get my pants." --Erich
"I was just clawed by one of my cats." --McCann
Saturday, December 18, 2004
"Doug, are you chewing tobacco?" --Erich
Thursday, December 16, 2004
1) "Hey Doug?" --Sprogway
2) "Yeah." --Erich
3) "You're not Doug." --Sprogway
4) "What?" --Erich
2) "Yeah." --Erich
3) "You're not Doug." --Sprogway
4) "What?" --Erich
Wednesday, December 15, 2004
"I'm sure that there's somebody on Craigs List that would love to have me around." --Erich
Tuesday, December 14, 2004
"I could have gone a lifetime without knowing that story." --Joe
"I don't get pissy on my own time. I just do that at work." --Joe
Monday, December 13, 2004
"Ellen is like the pimp daddy of lesbians." --Heather
"When did Dick Clark have his stroke? Oh, wait, I can look it up on the quote list." --Sprogway
Friday, December 10, 2004
1) "I wonder if he's still married." --Andrew
2) "Yeah, to a woman who lost her sense of smell in the war." --Sprogway
2) "Yeah, to a woman who lost her sense of smell in the war." --Sprogway
Wednesday, December 08, 2004
"It takes a dirtbag to bury a Dimebag." --Lee
"I've got to brace myself for an onslaught of Reynolds." --Ira
"It's New Year's Strokin' Eve." --Lee
"I don't think musicians have any business being sensitive." --Sprogway
Tuesday, December 07, 2004
"Steve's the Charlton Heston of windows." --Andrew
Monday, December 06, 2004
"Sometimes I don't like being a moron." --Sprogway
"Drinking is better than reading." --Sprogway
"I've never wanted to have a 50 year old man's baby before." --Izzy
"That show came on the other night, and I was like, Erich and Chris are much funnier than this." --Jamila
"Glen likes Michael Jackson up on top." --Lee
Friday, December 03, 2004
1) "50 dollars is a night out." --Erich
2) "No wonder you don't have a girlfriend." --Jamila
2) "No wonder you don't have a girlfriend." --Jamila
"I'm an asshole. I work." --Sal
"Sometimes you have to take six steps back to take one step forward." --Steve
Thursday, December 02, 2004
"Her name is Elizabeth Bay." --Erich
"This lady is like a Jehovah's witness." --Duane
"I'm not happy with my deodorant." --Sprogway
Wednesday, December 01, 2004
1) "It lifts and dumps." --Steve, about a toy truck
2) "So do I." --Sprogway
2) "So do I." --Sprogway
