Monday, January 31, 2005
"There was a run on Manwich." --Steve
"He makes your colon seem like a semi-colon." --Sprogway
"Alltmont can make it rain in there." --Doug
"I'm the Julie Talbot of Max Fish." --Sprogway
"The only time I was randomly punched in the face..." --Sprogway
Thursday, January 27, 2005
"You bum-rushed my entrance." --Joe
"Doug's a special man." --Sprogway
Wednesday, January 26, 2005
"Everybody's twelve, Ira." --Jamila
"Frankly, in Cleveland, I'm sort of a catch." --Sprogway
Tuesday, January 25, 2005
"Steve, you're not an aging Jew like me and Mike." --Lee
"Is this the place you're always shitting on?" --Duane
"I'm certainly not going to ask if it's on his butt." --McCann
Monday, January 24, 2005
"Mike, ain't no sunshine when you're gone." --Tully
"Steve-zeimer's." --Doug
"Ya think it was drunken Kwanzaa sex?" --Sprogway
"That's pretty expensive for something that you pee on." --Joe
"I am beautiful." --Sprogway
1) "Where's the hard one?" --Joe
2) "It's in there." --Doug
2) "It's in there." --Doug
Friday, January 21, 2005
"Just call me Vanilla Thunder." --Sprogway
"I quit smoking. I'm chewing everything." --Duane
"Hey, there was a psychopathic killing in your neighborhood Steve." --Sprogway
Thursday, January 20, 2005
1) "If I had any balls, I would have tripped that guy." --Doug
2) "You have the official balls." --Joe
2) "You have the official balls." --Joe
"I need a nice home cooked meal. I think I'm going to go to Tad's." --Vinnie
"I'm going to the Los Angeles Convention Center of Anaheim." --Schulps
"Joe is to urinating what Doug is to salads." --Sprogway
"It's a woman because I think I saw some leg under there." --Sprogway
Wednesday, January 19, 2005
"You smell like Steve." --Doug to Duane
Tuesday, January 18, 2005
"Oh look, Lee looks like an old Jew with a beard." --Ira
"Who knows more about sucking than Erich?" --Lee
Monday, January 17, 2005
"Because of laundry issues, I'm wearing boxers today and I don't like it." --Sprogway
"I would have been here earlier but I got caught up in My Cousin Vinny." --Sprogway
Sunday, January 16, 2005
"3-1-1 is a joke." --Sprogway
Friday, January 14, 2005
"Objects in that cubicle are dumber than they appear." --Sprogway
"It'd be like shootin' Steve in a barrel." --Sprogway
"My accountant is a really good liar--that's why I like her." --Sprogway
"My ass is not working on the windows." --Steve
"Hope everything is good at Rock Center. Punch Erich for me." --Bill Pearis
"Akron makes, Lou Rawls takes." --Steve
Thursday, January 13, 2005
"Joe, it's really sad that you look for affirmation in this room." --Andrew
Wednesday, January 12, 2005
"If I'd stayed there, I could've been a big fish in a burning pond." --Sprogway
"Hey, sing along with your own fucking radio." --Lee
"You'll be able to pass out in a bar the way God intended." --Lee
Tuesday, January 11, 2005
1) "Bob Marley's wife is gonna exhume his remains." --Steve
2) "And smoke them!" --Sprogway
2) "And smoke them!" --Sprogway
"Beverly F'n Sills." --Lee
"The Internet and alcohol do not mix well." --Erich
"I don't know what's happened to the PH of my face." --Azar
Monday, January 10, 2005
1) "Here's someplace I'll never go." --Sprogway
2) "Heaven?" --Steve
2) "Heaven?" --Steve
"Why is everyone so stupid?" --Ira
Saturday, January 08, 2005
"I have a wide urethra." --Steve
Friday, January 07, 2005
1) "To get through Steve, you have to cut through the hate." --Doug
2) "The deeper you go, the hater it gets." --Steve
2) "The deeper you go, the hater it gets." --Steve
"He's ugly, how does that work?" --Duane
1) "You know a word that's fun to say?" --Sprogway
2) "What?" --Steve
3) "Rectify." --Sprogway
2) "What?" --Steve
3) "Rectify." --Sprogway
"Total eclipse of my ass." --Sprogway
"I work for a retarded monkey." --Joe
"Shit, that would even cover Manute Bol." --Doug
Thursday, January 06, 2005
"Let's create our own 9/11--of love." --Sprogway
1) "Is Sprogway going to Duke University?" --Erich
2) "We'll find out in about 15, 20 minutes if he graduated." --Doug
3) "Yeah, Phi Beta Crappa." --Lee
2) "We'll find out in about 15, 20 minutes if he graduated." --Doug
3) "Yeah, Phi Beta Crappa." --Lee
"I had a dream involving co-joined twins last night." --Sprogway
"Holy mackerel, I just soiled myself." --Sprogway
"I hope he comes back soon." --Doug
1) "I'm on Doug's side on this one." --Sprogway
2) "Thanks Sprogway, it's great to have you on board." --Doug
2) "Thanks Sprogway, it's great to have you on board." --Doug
"I think that when you gut goes past your tits, you're fat." --Erich
Wednesday, January 05, 2005
"You can still take a whiff off me." --Azar
"It's a little tighter than the other hole, but..." --Joe
"Where's your easy interview now, Maurice?" --Doug
"They're the White Stripes for Jesus." --Sprogway
Tuesday, January 04, 2005
"If I would have liked that record when she was here, I would've stalked her." --Steve
"Take me out to the ballgame was written be a rapist." --Doug
"He bum rushed my flush." --Sprogway
"I'd like to be gay." --Sal
"There's only one way to spell Sprogway." --Sprogway
Monday, January 03, 2005
"I could spell Evanescence with my eyes closed now." --Doug
"His heart had a beat, and you can dance to it." --Lee
"That was when he was with Dio and the Belmonts." --Lee
