Monday, February 28, 2005
"Just for that, I'm moving ahead to April, fucker." --Doug
Friday, February 25, 2005
"I thought Fred Durst's pecker would have been bigger." --Erich
1) "You're styling." --Ira
2) "Really? I thought I looked like a fucking bum today." --Duane
2) "Really? I thought I looked like a fucking bum today." --Duane
1) "I'd rather hear some obscure album track than this." --Steve
2) "I'd rather hear someone hand this guy a clock radio in the tub." --Sprogway
2) "I'd rather hear someone hand this guy a clock radio in the tub." --Sprogway
"You had me at U2." --Steve
Thursday, February 24, 2005
"That's a hot seat." --Mike Manuele to Steve
"If going to heaven is so great, why is the Pope trying so hard not to get there?" --Lee
"They were both in the crash, all three of them." --Chris
"It's not like I'm carrying Sprogway in my ass." --Steve
"I'm not Pete Rose." --Azar
"Are you feeling the tension?" --Azar
"Pull on this power chord." --Azar
Tuesday, February 22, 2005
"FCC--Fuck Clear Channel Communications." --Vinnie
"Steve has jumped the shark." --Erich
1) "My left thumb is stronger than my right." --Doug
2) "Is that the one you keep up your ass?" --Sprogway
3) "Sometimes I think you should be the one with the shaved head." --Doug
2) "Is that the one you keep up your ass?" --Sprogway
3) "Sometimes I think you should be the one with the shaved head." --Doug
"Chai Reynolds Chai." --Sprogway
Monday, February 21, 2005
"I like having thumbs." --Doug
"Who says that? Some fucking groundhog?" --Lee
"Steve, at least you're a guy." --Jamila
"He's tall--he's too tall to trust." --Sprogway
Thursday, February 17, 2005
"What a nice little unit you got there." --Lee
"Like anyone's in charge of you assholes now." --Andrew
Wednesday, February 16, 2005
"The corpse isn't even dead yet." --Steve
"That's like a Joe Wills joke....no, the other Joe Wills." --Doug
"Go ahead and use that manly strength." --Steve
"From further away, that does look stupid." --Sprogway
"I wonder if at some point a rat's ass was considered a gift." --Doug
"My water's warm...I mean cold." --Doug
"That band you interviewed complimented you in the men's room." --Sal to Steve
Tuesday, February 15, 2005
"When I got my teeth pulled, I had a great time watching movies and popping vicodin." --Erich
"Erich Scholz! That's the stuff baby!" --Sprogway
Monday, February 14, 2005
"If you hold the cougar too much, you'll go blind." --Steve
1) "The roof is on fire." --Sprogway
2) "So is my ass." --Joe
2) "So is my ass." --Joe
"I was just confused by the lack of television." --Sprogway
Thursday, February 10, 2005
"He was about six-fooot-eight. He was mean. He was a mean man." --Erich
"I'm always the good guy." --McCann
Wednesday, February 09, 2005
"I am the new chocolate thunder." --Steve
"Can you play music through your headphones that blasts outta your ass?" --Lee
Tuesday, February 08, 2005
1) "That's crazy talk, Reynolds." --Doug
2) "That's his Indian brother, Crazy-Talk Reynolds." --Sprogway
2) "That's his Indian brother, Crazy-Talk Reynolds." --Sprogway
"If I want to stay in a crowd of assholes, I'll stay here." --Lee
"I can't whistle ever since I bit my tongue off." --Sprogway
"England is the original Texas." --Erich
Monday, February 07, 2005
"I forgot--I have to go to the bathroom." --Sprogway
"Raise your goblet of nutrition." --Doug
Friday, February 04, 2005
"Alan is my new Garth." --Maurice
"Let me rub my ovaries." --Donna
"He's got such high end equipment, it takes an hour to set up." --Azar
"I never heard so many jokes about Joe's boner before." --Steve
"I socialized with Glenn--now the world is going to end." --Sal
"I don't think I wore athletic enough pants today." --Steve
1) "How many girls have you made cry?" --Doug
2) "You mean including my mom?" --Erich
2) "You mean including my mom?" --Erich
Thursday, February 03, 2005
"I haven't made it 10 years here by being dumb." --Steve
"Sir Licksalot." --Sprogway
1) "They took out the bright one and put the burnt one back in." --Vinnie
2) "Just like they do with the employees." --Doug
2) "Just like they do with the employees." --Doug
"It's like a quote list, but in an office." --Steve
"Put down your books and grease the poll." --Doug
"When I move out, Grandma's gonna have strippers coming over." --Heather
Wednesday, February 02, 2005
"You Zakk-tease." --Steve
Tuesday, February 01, 2005
"It's like a retarded The Good, The Bad and the Ugly." --Joe
