Thursday, March 31, 2005
"Don't touch me Father Richter." --Erich
Wednesday, March 30, 2005
"You can't really trust Tom Robinson because he's straight now. Just ask Ira." --Sprogway
"You know, I have a ventriloquist dummy." --Erich
Friday, March 25, 2005
"I just noticed my pants were unbottoned from the last time I peed." --Doug
Wednesday, March 23, 2005
"I'm gonna go take a piss and hope for the best." --Sprogway
"Somebody who looks like you...you want to hand an M-16." --Sprogway
Tuesday, March 22, 2005
"I'm all hopped up on your urine." --Doug
Sunday, March 20, 2005
"I'm not format boy." --Sprogway
Friday, March 18, 2005
"I'm just a guinea from Brooklyn." --Sal
Thursday, March 17, 2005
"Wanna be an abusive husband? Marry my 15 year old." --McCann
"Congress should really start re-thinking the infield fly rule." --Ira
"Let's save the ethnic cleansing for later." --Ira
"He's not American, he's Jewish." --Sal
Wednesday, March 16, 2005
"All I know is that McCann is gonna go home and kill his wife." --Lee
"There'll be days Michael when you'll look at the Yellow Pages under woodchipper rentals." --McCann
"I think the circus would be fun even if you were 10 years old in the 1800s." --Erich
"Oh, Chris, last night, the bok choy (makes kiss noise)." --Erich
Tuesday, March 15, 2005
"Joe, you're making a cardinal mistake of giving a shit." --Erich
"(To person on phone) Hold on. (To Erich) This is a phone." --Doug
"His wedding song was the Pledge of Allegience." --Doug
"Osama the Stilt." --Doug
Friday, March 11, 2005
"Holy crap Duane, this is the first time I've ever seen your head." --Doug
Thursday, March 10, 2005
"I've never hated you more." --Doug
"He'll be back someday like Frosty the Snowman." --Sprogway on Ira
"Oh, he's bending over and sucking the cup." --Joe
"If Reynolds were a woman, I'd win." --Joe
1) "Are you hung over?" --Sprogway
2) "Of course." --Erich
2) "Of course." --Erich
"Sprogway, what should I have for lunch today?" --Erich
Wednesday, March 09, 2005
"I didn't pick up the phone because I thought you were Sal." --Steve
"I feel a little ridiculous saying this, but I labeled my banana." --Joe
"There's a shiny thing at the end of the thing." --Joe
Tuesday, March 08, 2005
"The Azar eye for the pre-pro guy." --Sprogway
"Did a doctor give you that cane, or do you just get that when you turn 50?" --Doug
"For me, Dottie West was a fiery, red-headed spitball." --Erich
"You need to kill somebody." --Doug
"Before you start calling me discourteous, you should look inward." --Trainwoman to Azar
Monday, March 07, 2005
"Fuck taste." --Lee
"All the good ones are gay." --Erich
Friday, March 04, 2005
"I shouldn't have shaken my keyboard. I've lost the ability to type capital letters and that thing that goes 'at.'" --Sprogway
Thursday, March 03, 2005
"Variety is the spice of Lee." --Doug
"Let's not turn this into a fucking Watergate." --Erich
"Are we all of us?" --Sprogway
"Popcorn on the floor, soda on the floor. What time does the movie start?" --Sal
"Joe, for the rest of the day, you don't know me and I don't know you." --Doug
"What's the reason for this MJI Lilith Fair?" --Doug
"Two minutes longer and I might have my period." --Doug
Wednesday, March 02, 2005
1) "There's not always room for beer. Sometimes you get full." --Andrew
2) "That why they invented vomit." --Sprogway
2) "That why they invented vomit." --Sprogway
"It's like a special olympics supergroup." --Doug
"Who are you, Scott Fuckin' Hamilton?" --Lee
"Trouble by the dashboard light." --Joe
"You had me at kinky." --Sprogway
"Oh, that's the guy with the skin thing." --Joe
Tuesday, March 01, 2005
"Fat Joe-stradamus."--Sprogway
