Friday, April 29, 2005
"Blame it on the Chinamen." --Duane
"Girls love it, but it's a little harsh for me." -Erich
"A day without Reynolds is a day without sunshine." --Sprogway
Thursday, April 28, 2005
"So I'm experimenting with a new soap." --Erich
"If they gave me a raise, I'd be less inclined to steal shit." --Doug
"I feel dirty today." --Giovanna Melchiorre
"They pay me by the inch." --Sprogway
Wednesday, April 27, 2005
"Atlanta never beats the Mets." --Tully
1) "Obsessions are unhealthy, that's why they're called obsessions." --Steve
2) "Yeah, and not pie." --Sprogway
2) "Yeah, and not pie." --Sprogway
1) "You're the great new comedy team." --Steve
2) "Yeah, Martin and Clueless." --Sprogway
2) "Yeah, Martin and Clueless." --Sprogway
1) "I would like to accompany you there for a burger sometime." --Sprogway
2) "Are you asking me out on a date?" --Steve
2) "Are you asking me out on a date?" --Steve
"What the fuck Danny Kolb, fucking hell." --Steve
Tuesday, April 26, 2005
"You'd think they were having a fuckin' satellite tour with Jesus Christ." --Doug
"I retract my piss." --Sprogway
Monday, April 25, 2005
"Honeycombs were too big for my little mouth." --Erich
"I didn't steal it. It was there and I took it." --Doug
"Why don't you come over here and I'll cheer you up." --Erich to Joe
"That's the ugliest sweater vest ever." --Joe
"That wasn't you on the stoop last night barfing and saying somebody please kill me?" --Chris to Erich
Friday, April 22, 2005
"We need less people in this world." --Erich
"Sprogway out, productivity up!" --Steve & Doug
Tuesday, April 19, 2005
"Bob mentioned that he doesn't mind squat." --Sal
Monday, April 18, 2005
"So it's a Lou Christie double header." --McCann
"He's lickin' things that were in Sprogway's desk." --Steve
"You've gotta admit, it takes ball to make that announcement." --Lee on Lance Armstrong
"I went to Coney Island this weekend, where I participated in the freak show." --Erich
Friday, April 15, 2005
"She's my favorite violent drunk." --Sprogway on Lynn Anderson
"Let Sprogway have his moment. It might be his last." --Doug
"Steve Perry sings like a duck." --Sprogway
"The nine is silent." --Doug
"And he called me fat!" --Joe
"You'd think they had to kill a cow to make my burger." --Doug
"Patch Jeske." --Doug
"Why is part of me not surprised at all that Sprague is having a sex change?" --Heather
"Termites suck." --Sprogway
"I fucking love mulch." --Doug
Thursday, April 14, 2005
"If I want a moral compass, I go to Steve Reynolds." --Sprogway
Wednesday, April 13, 2005
"My spirit fills this room." --Sal
Monday, April 11, 2005
"You're Lebanese? I thought you were heterosexual." --Erich
"I guess that's why you lose a lot of weight when you die." --Doug
"Go ahead and spoon the moose." --Doug
Friday, April 08, 2005
1) "Now Sal has hepatitis." --Andrew
2) "The 'C' stands for Cirrincione." --Steve
2) "The 'C' stands for Cirrincione." --Steve
"Pushing a woman is back in." --Lichstein
"I don't mind doing those [tidbits] because I know a lot of stupid shit." --Sprogway
Wednesday, April 06, 2005
"He's going to pitch for the cycle." --Doug
"Peter, Paul and Azar." --Doug
1) "There's not enough money in the world to pry me away from this place." --FW
2) "Damn!" --Sprogway
2) "Damn!" --Sprogway
"Are you listening at all?" --Andrew to Ira
"Time for another episode of Ben and Boredom." --Sal
Tuesday, April 05, 2005
"When I go to a supermarket, I like to throw random things into other people's carts." --Sprogway
Monday, April 04, 2005
"You can get a license to kill and you can be double-O-Azar." --Lee
Friday, April 01, 2005
"That's how I feel about retarded people with their hair." --Erich
