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"He looks like what Angelina Jolie will look like when she's dead." --Doug 

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"I wouldn't do it for a cause; I'm not a whore." --Erich

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"You know what's weird about porn?" --Erich 

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"It's Live 8; I've only been doing data entry on it my whole life." --Mandana 

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"A-Z-S-M." --Sprogway

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"It looks like Azar's got some weird fucking S&M shit in his office. Domm-azar." --Doug 

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"Of course I'm going to double check, it's Glen,  I'm not an asshole." --Steve

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"You know what the damn cause is." --Jamila 

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"It's Wakefield. Go Wakey Wake!" --Steve 

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"Lee's the new whatever the fuck guys name was." --Sprogway 

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"What's up Ira? You've got that hangdog look again." --Lee 

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"I've got a question about this Live 8 thing." --Erich 

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"She doesn't make my parental instinct kick in. I want to see her hurt." --Erich 

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"No wonder they beat people up." --Erich on cops 

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"Check to see if that white bitch is there." --Erich 

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"I'm very well in tune to the smell of the onion." --Steve 

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"It's mostly wind." --Erich 

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"I just had an encounter with Altmont. What the fuck does that guy eat?" --Erich 

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"You don't look nice." --Mandana to Steve 

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"There's always something on TV. It's TV." --Lee

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"They're like jock itch." --Steve on the Eurythmics 

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"Peanut butter crunch is the work of the devil." --Sprogway 

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"Steve, I'm tarding out. Can you help?" --Ira 

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"It's a good day. It's Tuesday, right?" --Mandana

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"I went to NYU, but I didn't pay for." --Sprogway

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"I feel great until I come in here then my colon seizes up." --Erich 

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"Nothing but broken vitamins and a broken heart." --Sprogway 

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"I pee in the kitchen." --Doug 

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"Oh...I'll just shut up then." --Duane

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"I'm not a priest, here." --Azar 

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"There's stupid residue -- residumb." --Doug

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 "I don't know why I know that. Maybe because I want to be 5' 9" one day." --Mandana

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"He's never dealt with the Sprog-reaper before." --Sprogway 

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 "Your best friend was fire." --Doug

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"I believe Sprague is right, I believe Sprague is usually right." --Erich 

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"His nickname isn't good husband, it's killer." --Lee 

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"Ira's been working Doug pretty hard." --Doug 

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"You guys are very informative." -- Mandana

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"You made your phone call, now you have to sleep in it." --Steve 

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"You're so lucky you're not wearing a skirt." --Daisy Mae guy

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"Next time she asks if there's anything flammable, say yes, pull out a lighter and blow her the fuck up." --Lee 

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"I made it cooler." -- Erich 

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"Is there anything I could do, like carry your extension cord?" --Mandana 

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1) "I gave my dad a barbecue set." --Jamila

2) "After hearing that, I want to have kids." --Sprogway

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"Is that the woman you killed?" --Lee to Sprogway 

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"Potaisin." --Joe

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"We're starting to sound like a TV show." --Lee

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1) "What's Roger Friedman gonna do?" --Steve

2) "He's gonna go back to being an asshole." --Lee

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"I am the media, dumbass." --Steve 

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"Is this one of those things we have to judge for Sal?" --Doug 

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"We like complaining here." --Steve 

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"I don't know if there's a Boca Raton in the sky, but if there is, I'll be bringing the fishing pole." --Rabbi 

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"You, my friend, know a lot about handling." --Sprogway 

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"Big-breasted women should have a third leg." --Joe

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"One cup of slicely fresh mushrooms." --Joe

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"He's not even blind." --Sprogway

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"I don't know if I'd want to sleep around this group." --Sprogway

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"He's already touched his thing." --Steve

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"People respect my work, as they do with Sal Cirrincione and Steve Reynolds." --McCann

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"Not every person we get up here is Hall & Oates or Brian Wilson." --McCann 

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"Oh man, now my hand smells funny." --Doug 

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