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1) "The only thing that was uncomfortable about that..." --Doug

2) "Only one thing?" --Sprogway 

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1) "Unemployment, here I come." --Doug

2) "But at least you'll be well groomed." --Sprogway

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"I've got this patch of sensitive skin that just won't go away." --Azar 

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"I just like things that glow in the dark." --Duane 

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"Yeah, I admire his spunk." --Erich 

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1) "It's warranteed  for five more years." --Correia

2) "Longer than any of us." --Ira

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"I used to write letters to magazines when I was younger but I couldn't form a coherent thought." --Erich

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"Sometimes I wish I didn't have to come to work, man." --the AC guy 

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"I have Salitosis." --Steve 

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"Sharing an office with Ira is like take your mom to school day." --Doug 

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"Getting away from Sprogway for a day has done me good." --Doug 

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"Hey, there's a My Little Pony movie." --Sprogway 

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"Normally, you say, 'Joe, why don't you go get shot?'" --Joe

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"Who the fuck is Tim Waits ?" --Lee

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"Hey Sprague, I think you have a chance with Bernadette Peters now." --Erich 

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1) "I went to Purchase." --Jamila 

2) "You did?" --Ira

3) "Look at my resume--don't you read those things?" --Jamila

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"You're Judas. Iris." --Sal to Ira 

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"Paul Hackett's gone and I am back." --McCann 

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"Am I an asshole?" --Erich

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"I said, 'Bill, you sound like a homo.'" --Erich 

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"So do you want to know what a bitch Bill Pearis is?" --Erich 

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"Hurricane Stan -- it's like a hurricane with a mustache." --Doug 

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"Cut out the fucking middle man, which is the work day." --Steve 

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"If you're a farmer, it doesn't matter what time it is." --Erich 

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"I have to do something to stimulate myself." --Sal 

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"Dripping like dandruff off a homeless guy's head." --Sal 

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"Kiss my fucking whiteboy ass." --Sal 

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"I'm gonna put a ballgag in his mouth as soon as he gets in here." --Sprogway on Erich 

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"How can you say no to a broken penis?" --Sprogway 

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"There's TV every fucking day of the year. That's what makes America great." --Lee 

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1) "Maybe Erich's not too far off here?" --Steve

2) "Bite your tongue." --Sprogway 

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1) "Do you eat a lot of dairy?" --Doug

2) "What do you consider dairy?" --Erich 

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"You don't think 'caveman' is shorthand for 'homosexual'?" --Erich

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"I'm giving Heather's leg a home." --McCann 

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"You know, the truth about guns is..." --Lee 

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"Yeah, he'll make the trains run on time." --Sprogway 

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"Vinnie of Arabia." --Steve 

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1) "I've been silent the last couple of weeks." --Azar

2) "Silent but deadly." --Sprogway 

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"ET, the extra testicle." --Sprogway

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"He was his mentor--his Glentor." --Sprogway 

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"That compressor's so far up there I got a better chance of getting my head up someone's asshole." --AC repair guy

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"I don't care, it's not my fucking cheese." --Sprogway

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 "It'd be like 50 Cent walking around saying, 'Oh fuck that Death Cab guy.'" --Sprogway

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"It's bigger because it's longer." --Lee

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 "Stop saying you don't know, you fucking lying dog." --Lee

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"And fuck your Metamucil too!" --Weber

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1) "Man, you are one cold motherfucker." --Sprogway 

2) "Lee Jeske invented cold." --Steve

3) "You're a bad person, Lee Jeske." --McCann

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"I couldn't really understand what he was saying, but I agree with him." --Erich 

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"This job has made pornography considerably less attractive." --Sprogway  

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"I don't even like food you have to chew." --Sprogway 

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1) "This thing will come in handy around 4 or 5 o'clock." --Steve

2) "You think it'll hold both of us?" --Sprogway

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"Everyone on the 9th floor is borderline retarded." --Erich 

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"Yeah, it's filling." --Sprogway 

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"As I told Eric, this is kind of an office in any pocket." --McCann

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