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"Are you going to give him a run for his gay money?" --Sprogway 

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"It's a shitty fucking idea. Go away." --Lee to Azar 

# posted by Figgsrock2 @ 11:27 AM 0 comments

"Yeah, I'm having an affair." --Azar 

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1) "I'd actually like for you to get more vitamin E." --Doug

2) "It'll make my coat shinier." --Sprogway

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"You know what would make me happy right now? A new pair of pants." --Erich 

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"Only God can make cheese." --Lee 

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"Doug, you got my burps yet?" --Ira 

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"The Afghan so nice they named him twice." --Sporgway on Abdullah Abdullah 

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"Erich said something stupid today -- what was it?" --Ira 

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"They say he pees old." --Doug 

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1) "How was vacation with the Robbins?" --Sal 

2) "It wasn't bad. I got the webheads early everyday." --Lee

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"Hey Sprogway, can I have your cheese enchiladas?"  

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"The non-dairy fairy came by." --Doug

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"No habla Espanol." --McCann 

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"I'm never trusting a spikey-haired Chinese driver again." --Erich

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"You know why I like Al Brock? Let me tell you why I like Al Brock." --McCann 

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"So, I'll grow an extra leg, I don't care." --Duane

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"This company only gives -- it never takes back." --Steve Kao 

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"Argh, I just wanted to win one game of solitaire." --Erich 

# posted by Figgsrock2 @ 2:57 PM 0 comments

"I kind of use solitaire as tarot cards for myself." --Erich 

# posted by Figgsrock2 @ 11:12 AM 0 comments

"You know, Vinnie's been acting kind of strange lately." --Erich 

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"I got her in between stays in the mental hospital." --Sprogway 

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"I'm not a very good stalker. My heart's not in it." --Sprogway 

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"Duane, do you want to see Sprogway's enchilada?" --Doug 

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"I was out voting, motherfucker." --Sprogway 

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"Ever once in a while, I'll flip past a Full House rerun and wonder which one I'm seeing." --Sprogway 

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"A day without mail is somehow less satisfying." --Sprogway 

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"You should abuse your pancreas more often." --Sprogway 

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1) "It ends with contact between two guys." --Sprogway

2) "And it's not a high five." --Joe 

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1) "He said he's done with travel for a while." --Steve

2) "As long as he's not done with pants." --Joe

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"Glen Assman." --Joe 

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1) "Why don't you ask Azar?" --Doug

2) "Azar asks too many questions." --Chris

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"London, England, the only place I've ever had public sex." --Sprogway

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1) "I guess people still use typewriters." --Doug

2) "Like who, Kurt Vonnegut?" --Erich 

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 "I guess I'll sit with the milk." --Andrew

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1) "I just hope the food is good." --Lee

2) "But it's hell, so it won't be -- all they'll have is Smokey Robinson's gumbo." --Erich

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"Jennifer Garner is the new Ramon Castro." --Team 

# posted by Figgsrock2 @ 2:37 PM 0 comments

"Come on, it's on the fuckin' main fuckin' fuckin' thing." --Lee 

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1) "I smoked weed with Tone-Loc ." --Sprogway

2) "I smoked salmon with Tone-Loc once." --Lee

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1) "They're like the Germans?" --Sprogway

2) "Yeah... or Jennifer." --Ira

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"My sister and I broke it down into good beaver and bad beaver." --Erich 

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1) "You know what that show is missing?" --Sprogway

2) "Sex and violence?" --Steve

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"I don't know any grown men with a 23 waist. Maybe Beck." --Erich 

# posted by Figgsrock2 @ 2:25 PM 0 comments

"If she is 23, your waist is 23." --Sprogway to Steve

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"I take my pointers from the Ramada Inn." --Erich

# posted by Figgsrock2 @ 2:23 PM 0 comments

"Why do you guys turn a good thing into something ugly?" --Erich 

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"If it's dead, it's McCann." --McCann  

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"Off my coffee, you bitch." --Doug 

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