Tuesday, February 28, 2006
"I'm surprised whenever anyone is not creepy." --Sprogway
"You don't want to anger a man who might have a belt sander." --Sprogway
Monday, February 27, 2006
1) "You can have human primates?" --Doug
2) "Yeah, they're called my children." --McCann
Sunday, February 26, 2006
"I think if you have lazy eye, you should have lazy eyebrow, too." --Sprogway
Friday, February 24, 2006
1) "He's a prick...he just is, everyone in that business is." --Doug
2) "I'm not talking about you guys." --Doug
"I can safely say I never showed nude pictures of myself to any of my grandparents." --Sprogway
1) "I like Atlantic City better than Vegas." --Sprogway
2) "That's because you're a scumbag." --Doug
Thursday, February 23, 2006
""I don't know what was said, but I heard laughter and he pointed at me." --Doug
1) "He's having a belt." --Sporgway
2) "Huh?" --Doug
3) "He's out having a belt." --Sprogway
4) "What?" --Doug
5) "DRINKING!" --Sprogway
"When she gained the weight, did she gain cuntitude?" --Sprogway
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
"I have a feeling this is going to be the last time I ever see Duane in my life." --Andrew
"Catfish Hunter has never pitched to Kevin Bass." --Doug
Friday, February 17, 2006
1) "Can anyone here tune a guitar?" --Ira
2) "And can anyone fly a plane?" --Doug
Thursday, February 16, 2006
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
"Oh, I stole this from a government office of some sort." --Sprogway
"I just ate an apple and now my lips are starting to swell." --Joe
"If there's one thing a porn star wants to hear it's Mike Azar talking about the weather." --Doug
"I wasn't being a dick yesterday, I was being a dick on Friday." --Sprogway
Monday, February 13, 2006
Friday, February 10, 2006
"I don't think I have the energy to get drunk." --Sprogway
"He should get a job with Josh." --Sprogway on Tantric's Jesse Vest
Thursday, February 09, 2006
"You remind me of my friend Mike, not that Mike, but that Mike says hi by the way." --Sal
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
1) "Today has been a very funny day." --Steve
2) "Yeah, I love us." --Sprogway
1) "You're the sexiest creature I've ever met." --Michael Buble
2) "He's never met me." --Sprogway
"They should let the DC Sniper out for this show." --Jamila
1) "He came in with a gameplan." --Azar
2) "Yeah, set phasers to stun." --Sprogway
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
1) "You don't eat salmon and you don't eat avocado?" --Lee
2) "I know...how do I live?" --Doug
1) "She eats for free." --Doug
2) "Did you say she eats for three?" --Sprogway
"Can we get toppings on our pizza, or just cheese?" --Jamila
"Were you tempted to put a heat lamp above him and feed him a mouse?" --Doug
"Is that mayonnaise? I don't fuck with mayonnaise." --Duane
Monday, February 06, 2006
"I'm sorry, I should have plugged my headphones into Azar." --Sprogway
Friday, February 03, 2006
"I want to make a huge difference in your life, Andrew." --Sprogway
Thursday, February 02, 2006
"He drives like he needs a seeing eye dog." --Lee on Ira
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
1) "Guilty as charged." --McCann
2) "I thought you said Gilbert O'Sullivan." --Sprogway
