Friday, March 31, 2006
"You want Steve to get Sheena Easton on your ass?" --Doug
1) "Dammit!" --Steve
2) "What, Sal's in the master list?" --Sprogway
Thursday, March 30, 2006
"I've always seen myself in the manner of Patty Duke." --Sprogway
"He is old. He is my age." --Sprogway on Maynard James Keenan
"If you're taking pictures of your own wang, you get what you deserve." --Sprogway
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
1) "Is that big near you?" --Sprogway
2) "It's big in my house!" --Andrew
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
1) "How does this work now?" --Azar
2) "You pick the guy that you want." --Sprogway
1) "If not for that, my secret would've been safe." --Joel
2) "Good thing Underdog was smarter." --Sprogway
1) "You know who's a real pinhead? Juan Pierre." --Doug
2) "Yeah, you could squeeze that thing like a pimple." --Sprogway
"If she were into 9-year-olds at that time I would have had a chance." --Sprogway
Monday, March 27, 2006
Friday, March 24, 2006
1) "Midgets are funny." --Andrew
2) "Depends on the midget." --Doug
Thursday, March 23, 2006
1) "We're in a professional atmosphere." --McCann
2) "Woooooowwwww....Jan Murray." --Sprogway
"I just got an email from a girl I used to know, and I guess still know." --Sprogway
"As long as I've been alive, the only thing Sid Caesar has been in are tributes to Sid Caesar." --Lee
1) "Did you ever get hot with a steel chair?" --Sprogway
2) "Pppphhhhhh." --Joel
"Ham is just bacon that didn't try hard enough." --Sprogway
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
1) "Suspicious package found on White House grounds." --Joel
2) "Yeah, it's what's left of democracy." --Steve
3) "Steve Franken." --Doug
Friday, March 17, 2006
1) "Have you ever heard of a place called the Irish Rover?" --Joel
2) "A friend of mine got part of his ear bot off there." --Sprogway
Thursday, March 16, 2006
"I know all about music, but when it comes to...I don't know about that stuff." --Azar
Friday, March 10, 2006
"That was great. I just pumped him for an hour." --McCann
Thursday, March 09, 2006
"I've eaten so much lettuce, I could shit a rabbit." --Joe
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
"If joking about a nun is wrong, I don't wanna be right." --Doug
"Yeah, you're our own Willie Fucking Wonka." --Sprogway to Steve
Tuesday, March 07, 2006
1) "You still keep in touch with the guy?" --Doug
2) "You still having Ed writing your material?" --Sprogway
"I swear I was this close to calling in a bomb threat." --Doug
"It's the reason Robert Altman gets a lifetime achievement award and Jim Varney doesn't." --Sprogway
Monday, March 06, 2006
"I'm starting to forget what my kids like, ya know?" --Doug
Thursday, March 02, 2006
1) "Chris, I can't imagine you going zero to sixty in anything." --Steve
2) "Buckle up." --Chris
Wednesday, March 01, 2006
