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"Abomination of the law." --McCann 

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"Bread doesn't have four sides." --Sprogway 

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"Parenthood is a gift." --McCann to Carnie Wilson 

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"I met one of them in a chat room." --Sprogway 

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"I'm a friendly guy, Steve." --Doug 

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"I'm your friend. Talk to me." --Azar 

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"If Vinnie does voiceover work for Sirius, I'll hang myself out my window by my balls." --Sal  

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"How Stella Got Her Ass Groove Back." --Doug 

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"It's the Race-zar." --Steve

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"Having Azar's ass in my face for 10 minutes threw my day off." --Lee 

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"Azar's on fire. Or at least he should be." --Doug 

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"I wish I knew how my mind worked."  --Sprogway

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"He's got people holding him up. You've got us bringing you down." --Steve 

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"I'm like a McCann in shit." --Sprogway 

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"If it's brown, drink it down." --Sprogway 

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"She looks like a much older version of what she looked like when I first met her." --Sprogway 

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"I know wine." --Sprogway 

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"I'll take a 2 year-old over a 13 year-old." --Andrew 

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"Zangara don't preach." --Sprogway 

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1) "The computer knew what it was doing." --Steve

2) "That's why it's the computer." --Sprogway

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"Me not be dumb anymore." --Steve 

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"You don't like dealing with bald men." --Sal to Ira 

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"I paid my dues, Richter." --Ira 

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"What I hate and what I know are unrelated -- I know you!" --Ira to Sal 

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1) "You  are a little more upright today. What's up?" --Doug to Lee

2) "Evolution." --Sprogway

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"The caped pre-seder." --Sprogway

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"Maybe he's ambi-groinerous." --Lee

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"What is he, at Hunter's Point market buying brisket?" --Lee on Ira 

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1) "George Harrison's son is going to follow in his footsteps." --Sal

2) "What, to be dead?" --Sprogway

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"She left me greasier than normal." --Doug 

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1) "One day, Sprogway will hunt me down and write 'Sprogway' in my blood." --Doug

2) "That needs to be written down." --Steve

3) "That need to be thought about." --Sprogway

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"The things I actually do hear are the things that bring me more pain." --Steve 

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"I'll bet Little Richard is packin'." --Sprogway 

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"You deplete me." --Sprogway

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"We really have no need for Erich." --Doug 

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"I've done a lot of stupid things." --Sprogway 

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1) "That  New Cars song is pretty good." --Sal

2) "Does it have that new car sound?" --Joel

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1) "Alright Glen, I'll see ya." --Azar

2) "From outer space." --Steve 

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 "If they need a woman that gets along with Star Jones, they could hire her husband." --Lee

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"I'll explain later, but right now I gotta go make Ira angry." --Doug

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"Where do you want it Andrew?" --Doug 

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"Parting the brown sea." --Sprogway 

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"He's Sabathian." --Sprogway

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"I'm just gonna spread out on Ira's desk?" --Sal 

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"There's something to be said about underwear." --Sprogway 

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