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"Bradley Nowell, my ass! --Sprogway 

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"Drug dealers have always been very nice to me." --Sprogway 

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"Oh sure, blame Sprogway...it's like blaming the dog." --Sprogway 

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"You just called Maurice a cock." --Sprogway 

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"Steve, you have to expand your meat horizon." --Sprogway 

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"The face covers a remarkable amount of the head." --Sprogway

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"I've done The Shag in North Carolina." --Sprogway

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1) "You put you hand on the jack." --McCann

2) "Tug it until I can feel it move." --Azar 

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"Paralegal is better than just one legal." --Sprogway 

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"A hazy shade of Azar." --Joel 

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"Doug, I'll be ready to blow all day." --Steve 

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"I said another big word yesterday." --Doug 

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"I want to take you to a gay barn." --Andrew 

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1) "Fuck Garth Brooks." --Doug

2) "Yeah, right in the ear." --Sprogway

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"You don't want a damp ass unless you've earned it." --Tracy Zamot 

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"I was gonna go home and see if I could get in a mow." --Doug 

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"Every year of their marriage is seven of ours." -- Steve

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"You would not eat a Bugle off your own ass." --Sprogway 

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"Well, you're not me." --Steve to Sprogway 

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"Don't be a clip-tease." --Sprogway 

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"Sha-na-nabban" --Lee 

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"I wasn't at my best during the Dana Carvey years." --Sprogway

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"We need a dog in here." --Joe

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"That's in God's hands." --Chris 

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"You got that mute button?" --Lee 

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"You know, I think my phone is breaking down." --Lee 

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"When Smokey Sings, I get violent." --Sprogway 

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"I want some homosexual love triangle." --Sprogway 

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"As far as I'm concerned, it's Thursday until 11:50." --Steve 

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1) "Are you listening to anything?" --Doug

2) "No, I just like the look." --Sprogway

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"I've got company up my ass this weekend." --Lee 

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"Do you happen to watch According to Jim?" --Joe 

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"I didn't even know you had a trash can. Check...mate!" --Doug 

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"There are a bunch of marionettes in this place. People that are held up by strings." --Azar

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"The morons are running the ship." --Azar 

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"You're browner than I am." --Sprogway 

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"Where did the fire break out? A fire factory?" --Joel

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"He jumped the Scholz." --Lee on Sprogway 

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"She'll be working that day...and she just separated from her husband." --Sprogway 

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