Wednesday, November 29, 2006
"Sting is going to play his lute--how can that be bad?" --Lee
"Top Ramen my ass, that's what I say." --Bill
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
"I did something nice today...in the men's room." --Doug
Monday, November 27, 2006
1) "Sprog, do you have any ex's in texas?" --Doug
2) "Yeah, Erich." --Andrew
2) "Yeah, Erich." --Andrew
1) "That was my 80s ex calling from out in the desert on her cell phone." --Sprogs
2) "What, I need water?" -- Doug
2) "What, I need water?" -- Doug
"So I just put myself on the quote list referring to myself in the third person. So it's like I'm referring to myself in the ninth person." --Steve
"This is Steve's Decree: No more wraps from Liberty Deli." --Steve
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
"Didn't she have a kid with C. Thomas Howell -- or was that Soul Man?" --Jamila on Rae Dawn Chong
Monday, November 20, 2006
1) "They shouldn't make ProTools available to amateurs." --McCann
2) "Yeah, that's why they named it PRO Tools." --Andrew
2) "Yeah, that's why they named it PRO Tools." --Andrew
"Sometimes you want it to blow your ass off." --Sprogway on chili
Thursday, November 16, 2006
"I look at you and I think of rock." --Bill to Sprogway
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
"That doesn't show a nice spirit." --Lee
"Noon is not early in the morning." --Sprogway
"I'd risk dysentery for that." --Sprogway
"Every time you sneeze it makes my blood pressure spike." --Jamila to Andrew
"I bow my head in shame." --Doug
Monday, November 13, 2006
"The place was taken over for this girl Allison's birthday. Fucking Allison." --Lee
"Almost everybody's audience reads the World Almanac." -- McCann
1) "I hate it when nobody wins." --Steve
2) "Then you must hate it here." --Sprogway
2) "Then you must hate it here." --Sprogway
Thursday, November 09, 2006
"We got nothing. We got Doug." --Ira
[singing] "The worst Canadian in the world..." --Sprogway
"What are you, Burt Bacharach?" --Steve
"What are you, Burt Bacharach?" --Steve
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
1) "I was was paying attention for some reason." --Sprogway
2) "Foooolish boy." --Lee
2) "Foooolish boy." --Lee
1.) "Sal doesn't care what I do." --Sprogway 2.) "Sal doesn't care what I do, either." --Ira
"You all confused me by showing up." --Ira
"Once in a while you can be a really great stalker with this." --Bill
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
"It's like One Life to Live with guys with motorcycles." --Sprogway on American Chopper
"I hope Steve accidentally impregnates someone." --Doug
Monday, November 06, 2006
"This video is making me thirsty." --Sprogway
"There's a big difference between 6 and 10--it's called 4." --Sprogway
Friday, November 03, 2006
1) "I'd hate to be McCann's kid." --Andrew
2) "I'd hate to be Mccann's co-worker." --Jamila
2) "I'd hate to be Mccann's co-worker." --Jamila
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
"I think insurance is for losers." --Sprogway
1) "Did you go to Woodstock?" --Elle
2) "No, I was 5." --Sprogway
3) "You still could have gone." --Elle
2) "No, I was 5." --Sprogway
3) "You still could have gone." --Elle
"I had the gayest dinner of all." --Sprogway
