Wednesday, January 31, 2007
"Nice one Dikembe." --Sprogway to Bill
1) "If you want--he's a minor blip on my radar." Sal, responding to McCann on interviewing Alan Parsons
2) "I chase blips. At least they're still breathing." -McCann
2) "I chase blips. At least they're still breathing." -McCann
"The soup doesn't taste like penis." --Bill
"I'll be at Donna's house, so I don't know how safe I'll be." --Joe
1) "They hired the world's oldest rock publicist." --Sprogway
2) "Well, that's because of her..." --Steve
3) "...Age." --Sprogway
2) "Well, that's because of her..." --Steve
3) "...Age." --Sprogway
1) "I learned it in college, so it must be true." --Andrew
2) "Yeah, but you went to Rutgers." --Steve
2) "Yeah, but you went to Rutgers." --Steve
1) "Hey, they're trying to make Cleveland gayer." --Sprogway
2) "Why, are you moving back there?" --Steve
2) "Why, are you moving back there?" --Steve
"I like chick flicks." --Sprogway
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
"It take the touch of a woman to bring something to life." --Bill
"I get enough creepiness from you. I don't need creepiness coming from a device." --Steve, to Sprogway
Monday, January 29, 2007
"Fuck you, it takes effort." --Sprogway
"Lee, you going to interview that phone for Smooth Jazz Fax?" --Steve
1) "It's cold down there." --Sprogway
2) "I'm sorry to hear that." --Doug
2) "I'm sorry to hear that." --Doug
"The 'J' stands for kick-ass." --Sprogway
1) "You're an enigma wrapped inside a whole wheat tortilla." --Sprogway
2) "Why thank you." --Steve
2) "Why thank you." --Steve
Friday, January 26, 2007
"Honestly, he told me what it was but I didn't retain it because it doesn't matter." --Sprogway
1) "You've been fermenting for how long now?" --Doug
2) "12 years now." --Steve
3) "He's practically blue cheese." --Sprogway
2) "12 years now." --Steve
3) "He's practically blue cheese." --Sprogway
"What is it with people and their bagels here?" --Bill
Thursday, January 25, 2007
"I get pumped up by the sound of Judy Collins." --Sprogway
"He's dead, so he's not a man anymore." --Steve
1) "I'm gonna start my own quote list, you bitches." --Bill
2) "Next thing you know you'll have a Confederate flag on your ass." --Sprogway
2) "Next thing you know you'll have a Confederate flag on your ass." --Sprogway
"Fuck you you fucking eskimos!" --Andrew
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
1) "You gotta work on your pitch, Lee." --Jamila
2) "You gotta work on your catching." --Lee
2) "You gotta work on your catching." --Lee
"Lee, are you interested in a book on Scott Baio's sexual exploits?" --Jamila
"I love Judy Collins. She kissed me on the cheek once at the Russian Tea Room." --Sprogway
"I hope this is my water." --Sprague
"She sandwich a lot of lesbianism in between two stints of dating me." --Sprague
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
1) "Are you writing with your mind?" --Doug to Sprogway
2) "It's better than writing with his johnson." --Steve
2) "It's better than writing with his johnson." --Steve
"She knows what a shiksa is, how can she not know what a goyem is?" -- Ira
1) "Are you a big Chubby Checker fan?" --Lee
2) "Yeah! Tutti Frutti, aw….wait, that's Little Richard." --Elle
2) "Yeah! Tutti Frutti, aw….wait, that's Little Richard." --Elle
"He's like our very own Velcro Man." --Sprogway
"What if they promoted Doug to something like, the VP of Keeping it Real?" --Bill
"Go ahead, pick something. I've got more schnoz in my schnoz" --Steve
1) "My cousin Al''s six foot five." --Doug
2) "Yeah, take that Jesus!" --Lee
2) "Yeah, take that Jesus!" --Lee
1) "Sure, kick 'em when he's down Doug" --Bill
2) "Are you down?" --Doug
3) "Am I here?" --Sprogway
2) "Are you down?" --Doug
3) "Am I here?" --Sprogway
"You make the ladies pay." --Doug to Sprogway
"My goal is to get enough Dave Schulps soundbites so I never have to speak again." --Doug
"He's the Manute Bol of the Bible." --Sprogway
"Maybe it was in the bible, but some asshole editor took it out." --Lee
"I wanted to get it up before Steve." --Bill
"I always need something to dread." --Steve
1.) Doug: How fast can a goat run? 2.) Glen: Almost as fast as Sprogway. 3.) Doug: I've never seen Sprogway run. 4.) Glen: Put a goat in front of him and you will.
"I'd take her from 10 feet away." --Andrew on Salma Hayek
Monday, January 22, 2007
1) "Last year was just two weeks ago." --Sprogway
2) "No, dickhead." --Doug
2) "No, dickhead." --Doug
"If you want to look at my business card Bill, look right there." --Steve
"The men's room reminded me of a slot machine." --Doug
"You just made a tizzy about nuttin'." --Bill
"In Finland, we're married now." --Joe to Sprogway
"I just realized my fly is down. No wonder why I thought it was cold this morning." --Bill
Friday, January 19, 2007
"Hell, I like you, you can come over to my cubicle and shit in my pants." --Steve & Doug
"I need to find some drawers I haven't spent a lot of time in lately." --Ira
"It's Sprog, Sprog, he's drugged, he's toothless, he's good," --Steve
Thursday, January 18, 2007
"If it's blue, it's for Sprogoo." --Sprogway
"Who's on the bottle?" --Bill
1) "So is Bill still on the bottle?" --Doug
2) "Yeah, it's better than the alternative." --Sprogway
3) "Can't you two just shut the fuck up for one day." --Steve
2) "Yeah, it's better than the alternative." --Sprogway
3) "Can't you two just shut the fuck up for one day." --Steve
1) "Hey Chris, are you married?" --Steve
2) "Yeah." --Chris
3) "When did you get married." --Doug
4) "Ummmmmm...jzemmmm...July 1st?" --Chris
2) "Yeah." --Chris
3) "When did you get married." --Doug
4) "Ummmmmm...jzemmmm...July 1st?" --Chris
"The people at Rogers and Cowan are even more full of shit than I ever dreamed." --Sprogway
1) "I'll never tell anybody that I'm married." --Steve
2) "We'll know because we'll see that thing about hell freezing over." --Sprogway
2) "We'll know because we'll see that thing about hell freezing over." --Sprogway
"I don't know if it's worth blowing him...and Rhino off." --McCann
"That's the first place where I met a bear in person." --Sprogway on New Hampshire
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
1) "Anyone care about Slayer?" --Lee
2) "Only if it's Leo Slayer." --McCann
2) "Only if it's Leo Slayer." --McCann
"You look like the Statue of Cell Phone Liberty there." --Steve to Sprogway
"It's right across the street from the Staten Island Mall, which is apparently different than the Staten Island Dump." --Sprogway
"So two p's, two d's and a dick." --Steve
"MC Chappaquiddick." --Steve
"Ricky Skaggs has a big fat face too." --Lee
"Marcel Marsprogway." --Doug
"You know what, in 2001 I was angry." --Steve
Friday, January 12, 2007
"What a fucking piece of shit. The story, I mean. I think." --Andrew
"He had a bizarre love affair with ketchup." --Doug on Alltmont
1) "I'd like to own a farm." --Bill
2) "Farms are overrated." --Glenn
3) "Farm aren't overrated." --Bill
4) "Yes, they are." --Glenn
2) "Farms are overrated." --Glenn
3) "Farm aren't overrated." --Bill
4) "Yes, they are." --Glenn
Thursday, January 11, 2007
1) "There's no time for you to be a dick here." --Bill
2) "There's alway time for dickdom." --Sprogway
2) "There's alway time for dickdom." --Sprogway
"You made that sign your bitch." --Bill to Sprogway
"You're getting screwed eight ways to King day." --Steve to Sprogway
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
"It's a veritable genital pinata." --Sprogway
1) "No one's blowing smoke up his you know what." --Ira
2) "Ass?" --Doug
2) "Ass?" --Doug
"Socialized medicine leads you to try more things." --Sprogway
1) "God, this chair is disgusting." --Azar on McCann's chair
2) "You should see his ass." --Bill
2) "You should see his ass." --Bill
1) "I like it we're you're confusing to me." --Steve
2) "Then you must like it all the time that I'm here." --Sprogway
2) "Then you must like it all the time that I'm here." --Sprogway
Monday, January 08, 2007
"Tigger's still locked in the parking garage. I'm gonna go sit with him." --Chris
Thursday, January 04, 2007
1) "What do we got over there, Mother Fucking Theresa?" --Lee
2) "Ah, that's what her middle name was." --Sprogway
2) "Ah, that's what her middle name was." --Sprogway
Wednesday, January 03, 2007
"What are you guys, retarded?" --Ira
"They're working on my door." -- Ira
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
"We lose a President, we gain a President." --Lee
"It feels good to beat an inanimate carbon rod." --Sprogway
"I was going to send an email, but I was afraid it was one of those emails you get fired for." --Bill
