Wednesday, February 28, 2007
"You had tornadoes and river fires...did you ever feel like you were growing up in the Bible?" -- Doug to Sprogway
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
"Cold and dark, just like his heart." --Doug on Sal's office.
Monday, February 26, 2007
1) "Any breakfast recipes from you and Ira?" --Sal
2) "FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!" --Lee
2) "FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!" --Lee
"Is it just me or does Lee's hair look pretty today?" --Bill
"This is good news for Sprogway in case he gets fired." --Sprogway
1) "French-Canadian isn't French--it's like drinking soy milk." --Bill
2) "I like French-Candaian women because they're dirty." --Sprogway
2) "I like French-Candaian women because they're dirty." --Sprogway
Thursday, February 22, 2007
"I always had luck with older women, and now there aren't many women older than me." --Sprogway
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
"I've spent enough time in that city to know it hasn't been touched by Sprogway." --Doug on Syracuse
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
"Ira, you did a Glen Weisman on me and I liked it" --Lee
"Wow, a giant turtle!" -- McCann
"I don't want a league without Sprogway, and I don't want a world without love." --Steve
"I'm heavily influenced by Bill Silar." --Sprogway
"Oh great, I stepped into another fucking weather fight." --Doug
Monday, February 19, 2007
1) "He was only interested in making money and getting laid." --Ira
2) "Yeah, he was a man." --Sprogway
2) "Yeah, he was a man." --Sprogway
Thursday, February 15, 2007
"Dave cut a bite with Al Gore talking about Red Hot Chili Peppers." --Ira
"Well dead is stable." --Sprogway
"Glen doesn't read the quote list, does he?" --Doug
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Wednesday, February 14, 2007
"What is the smell, is that you?" --Steve to Bill
"Sprogway, do you need watering?" --Lee
"I always forget you don't talk on the phone like a normal person." --Sprogway
1) "Dude, I'm gonna be fiberous." --Sprogway
2) "What'd you say, 'Dude, I'm gonna be a ficus?" --Bill
3) "Sprogway, how do you spell ficus?" --Steve
4) "The plant?" --Sprogway
2) "What'd you say, 'Dude, I'm gonna be a ficus?" --Bill
3) "Sprogway, how do you spell ficus?" --Steve
4) "The plant?" --Sprogway
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
1) "Loser has to shovel my driveway." --Andrew
2) "A loser already shovels his driveway"--Sprogway
2) "A loser already shovels his driveway"--Sprogway
Sunday, February 11, 2007
"I bet Tony Bennett is rolling over in his grave." --Steve, on Tony Bennett having to listen to Quentin Taratino on the Grammys
"They should fucking bring James Brown out. He's not even buried yet." --Doug
"You know what this awards show needs? A crazy Gertner." --Doug
"His hair is looking andrew-like." --Steve on John Mayer
1) "I bet Steve's a good hugger." --Sprogway
2) "Yes I am. I'm also a good kisser." --Steve
2) "Yes I am. I'm also a good kisser." --Steve
"Dave Schulps is teh new Helen Thomas." Steve (followed by sal a few hours later)
Wednesday, February 07, 2007
"When James isn't here, things get outta hand." --Lee
"I remember my first day working here, in this position…" --Sprogway
1) "One minute I'm in Nashvile, the next minute I'm home." --Azar
2) "Yeah, that was quick, usually it takes a couple of hours." --Sprogway
2) "Yeah, that was quick, usually it takes a couple of hours." --Sprogway
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
"Let's get back to Gunsmoke for a minute." --McCann
"It's a fucking fire trap--you burn up in it." --Ira
Monday, February 05, 2007
"When in doubt, shit it out." --Steve
1) "Maybe you could have Dave Schulps run over that guy with his car." --Steve
2) "OH YEAH!" --Sprogway
2) "OH YEAH!" --Sprogway
"I may have gotten anus in the corn muffin." --Sprogway
Friday, February 02, 2007
"Wait, how many letters are there in the alphabet?" --Steve
"That smells like caring, and you know how I feel about the smell of caring." --Steve
"John Taylor was a handsome man." --Sprogway
1) "I may need to take a walk because today is just sucking the soul out of me." --Steve
2) "Steve, you don't have a soul." --Andrew
2) "Steve, you don't have a soul." --Andrew
"Just tell me what you want, and I'll do it." --Sprogway to Steve
Thursday, February 01, 2007
"Annie Lebowitz, where's your camera?" --Lee to Azar
1) "Wow, we're really scraping the bottom of the barrell today." --Steve
2) "It doesn't have to be quality." --Sal
2) "It doesn't have to be quality." --Sal
"Did you get into fecal play later on in life?" --Steve to Sprogway
1) "What is this?" --Doug
2) "It's these two girls I'm interviewing." --Sprogway
3) "Why do they do this?" --Doug
2) "It's these two girls I'm interviewing." --Sprogway
3) "Why do they do this?" --Doug
"You're so smart Ira." --Elle
