Friday, March 30, 2007
1) "I'm gonna blow her mind." --Bucchieri
2) "I don't think that would be too hard to do." --Steve
2) "I don't think that would be too hard to do." --Steve
Thursday, March 29, 2007
"If Ira's got a solution, you can count on it being a spreadsheet." --Andrew
"Jamilowitz." --Sal
"Hey Mike, did you hear Joanne Worley's coming to Broadway?" --Sprogway
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
"We can't all afford to have standards as high as you, Steve." --Sprogway
Monday, March 26, 2007
"I forgot who I was fucking with the other night." --Sprogway
"Even you know how right Sprogway can be, Mom." --Bill
1) "Can you stop looking at me when you're talking to yourself?" --Doug
2) "I'm just practicing for homelessness." --Sprogway
2) "I'm just practicing for homelessness." --Sprogway
Friday, March 23, 2007
"I had my way with Bette Midler." --Sprogway
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
"They don't ask for your I.D. when you buy pot." --Sprogway
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
"One day I know I'm going to have to jump back there and save your life." --Doug to Steve
"Why do I always expect the worst here?" --Sprogway
Monday, March 19, 2007
1) "I didn't pop in this Grant-Lee Phillips album today." --Steve
2) "You mean Grant-Lee Jeske?" --Doug
2) "You mean Grant-Lee Jeske?" --Doug
1) "Didn't you hear, Costas will be here all week?" --Andrew
2) "So I guess I'll have to try the veal." --Sprogway
2) "So I guess I'll have to try the veal." --Sprogway
"So are you picking up the McSlack?" --Steve to Lee
"Andrew, don't you have to go to the bathroom or something?" --Sprogway
Friday, March 16, 2007
"Billy Packer is a cock." --Steve
"I think we should breed her and David Lee Roth to create a superrace." --Sprogway on Tonya Harding
Thursday, March 15, 2007
"Elle, you're out of your element." --Bill
"I'll give them away. I'll pay alimony." --Mike
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
1) "You're putting him on the spot now." --Andrew
2) "Yeah, you're draining him of his birthday juice." --Steve
2) "Yeah, you're draining him of his birthday juice." --Steve
"Irene Cara fucking lies." --Sprogway
"She went from Reynolds hot to Sprogway hot in two years." --Steve on Amy Winehouse
1) "Did she partake in a lot of recreational drugs? --Steve
2) "No, she was big in partaking in every penis on campus." --Bill
2) "No, she was big in partaking in every penis on campus." --Bill
"Technically, I was alive." --Sprogway
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
1) "I'm getting sick of this daylight saving shit already." --Sprogway
2) "Don't worry, it'll be dark soon...when you die!" --Lee
2) "Don't worry, it'll be dark soon...when you die!" --Lee
1) "He's like the Nostradamus of the office." --Steve on Erich
2) "He's the Nostra-dumbass of the office." --Sprogway
2) "He's the Nostra-dumbass of the office." --Sprogway
Friday, March 09, 2007
"Sudanese kids don't need shoe. It's a desert, it's clean." --Bill
"The go away down payment--I did that once." --Ira
Thursday, March 08, 2007
"He needs to spend more time in gay bars." --Sprogway on Schulps
"If I can't hear you if I can't see you." --Lee
Monday, March 05, 2007
"You're a motherfucking vampire." --Lee to Sal
1) "Doug, you're crazy." -- Elle
2) "I'm crazy? Well hellooooo kettle." --Doug
2) "I'm crazy? Well hellooooo kettle." --Doug
1) "He's SuperFabian." --Doug
2) "Was he hanging with AquaDion?" --Andrew
2) "Was he hanging with AquaDion?" --Andrew
Friday, March 02, 2007
"Your arm is like heaven to me." --Elle to Steve
Thursday, March 01, 2007
"I'm sorry, I'm just a retard." --Ira
